The Pearly Kilt

@BOXINGSIGNINGS @boleynbadges We are on the same page there.

@MartinMeredew @boleynbadges absolutely spot on. i miss the terraces at UP. but an all seater UP is also why i’m ok with LS. My two best atmospheres at WHU. 1976 Frankfurt and 2022 Sevilla

Just weeks after Clive Allen celebrated his promotion winning goal in front of the South Bank it was gone. When they took away the terracing from Upton Park they took it’s soul too. 1993

@JonathanPieNews Politicians for you.... Surprised?

BREAKING: University fees a mess says man who was at heart of government that introduced higher tuition fees after saying he'd abolish them.

@ConnorWHU_ Every decision we make is based on survival or relegation. Some players may need to be sold regardless, because of financial mismanagement. Youth players will also have more opportunities if we get relegated.

Question hammers 🤔⚒️ Do you think we need another midfielder in the summer to improve our backup options and if so who? Also would you cash in on Magassa if we could get £20m for him to bring in a more ready made and experienced option like Louza for example?

@Sam6WHU 100%, people also quickly forget Mav being booed not so long ago. Unfortunately it goes back a long way at West ham, criticising for a bad few games is fine, but undermining your own is unacceptable support from anyone.

A very promising start to his West Ham career. He was excellent last night. But young players will have off games - that’s part of their development. Magassa & Scarles had a bad game last night and some of the reactions I’ve seen are ridiculous.

@TheSullis Bizarre how extreme his performances are..... Why?

Convinced he has a twin brother and they take it in turns to get involved.

@BennyG2002 You're missing the point and you know it. Criticising a performance is one thing, judging their ability on the basis of one game or form is another. I've watched West ham since the early 70's. Booing our own players has always gone on, now social media adds to the hysteria.

@MartinMeredew Ok sorry next time I’ll just say he played brilliant even though he clearly didn’t 👍

Mayers gets away with being bang average everytime he plays and everyone says he was good, I don’t get it

@BennyG2002 The comparisons are justified... the pattern is identical whichever adjective is used.

@MartinMeredew You might wanna learn what slating is, I’m just genuinely wondering what people see in him

@whutr2 Hammers fans slating youngsters is time honoured.... Brooking, Carrick, Lampard

Soungoutou Magassa vs Brentford 🥶🥶🥶

@DeadlineDayLive He is getting to know who his team is, those not need to be moved to train with the kids... there's a good few who don't care.

🚨 Should Igor Tudor be sacked already? 🤔

@thwacknicklaus Still have mine.....

Raise your hand if you gamed one of these. Raise your other hand if you found the secret sweet spot at the top of the face. I swear you could hit a 350 yd knuckler out of the top third of the face!

We have been made aware of a distressing image doing the rounds today, suggesting Tottenham have beaten us 3-1. This has clearly been photoshopped, and we will be taking this up with the relevant authorities. Even we'd beat Spurs...

@BotFinderUK The penis envy continues...

Dubai Brits demanding rescue are akin to a husband who trades his wife in for a younger model, then tries to go back to his wife because the younger woman is a skitzo

@TimesRadio @gilescoren @StigAbell @KateEMcCann No ones complaining that I know of standard of living is amazing

“It’s impossible to weep for them.” If you move to Dubai for the tax benefits, you’re also accepting the downsides of living in “the Wild West,” says @gilescoren. @StigAbell | @KateEMcCann

@withnailjones No they don't... Name someone

So some of those wealthy people who left the UK because they didn’t want to pay tax now want the UK government to use taxpayers’ money to repatriate them. Fuck off.

@drchrisnewton It's the government that needs to tell people to pay taxes by changing the rules of non residency. Those resident overseas are following UK tax rules in the taxes they pay.

Brits in Dubai are legitimately scared at the moment. But this dickhead thinks now's the moment to tell them they should pay British taxes. x.com/LBC/status/202…

@TheBritLad To anyone living in Bahrain, it's clearly not there. Why are you peddling fake videos?

🚨BREAKING: An Iranian missile has struck a luxury skyscraper in Bahrain reports suggest that this skyscraper is housing senior U.S. military command personnel. Bahrain officials have not yet released any statements.

@g_gosden US citizens have to pay tax wherever they work in the world. Tax rate is low. UK citizens don't have to pay tax if they declare non residency. Tax rate is outrageous. Agree that you shouldn't be allowed to escape the tax system, tax levels however are immorally high.

"Tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott and washed up old footballers who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK & pay our taxes... As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our armed forces, just like the rest of us".

@korejay Moron. People that live in dubai are legally 'non resident'... they don't have to pay UK taxes unless they earn in the UK

HMRC waiting for the first wave of Dubai millionaires to touch down in the UK..