Marty

@icecube I read it in Craig's voice 😂😂

😂😂😂 That’s my boy!

@LoloLarri @MbararaUST @cpmayiga @BugandaKingdom_ @sg_must You will be fine

@MbararaUST @cpmayiga @BugandaKingdom_ @sg_must " His visit aimed at engaging Baganda students and staff". Does MUST only teach Baganda or only employ Baganda? Mutwiheho akahugye, if he's a leader, he should engage all learners and staff , irrespective of tribe. Tribalism continues to be a serious issue across Africa

Earlier today, @MbararaUST community had the distinct honor of hosting Owek. @cpmayiga, the Katikkiro of the @BugandaKingdom_ . His visit aimed at engaging Baganda students and staff in higher education institutions across the Ankole–Kigezi region.

@SW_Mark @UEDCLTD Olowoza bafayo? Am sure they're even laughing about your statement now 😂

@UEDCLTD You are the most shameless people in this country

#UEDCL25ONE Highlight more 👉 shorturl.at/AR2Fe #UEDCLinService #LightingUpYourWorld

@observerug Even winna classic has more branches there than in Uganda

Ugandan businesses embracing the region signals good things to come. Kenyan managers had been running the hospitality industry in Uganda, and now, a Ugandan businessman was taking the game to their capital. CJs today has more outlets in Nairobi than Kampala and Entebbe combined. Perhaps other Ugandans are learning from Mandela observer.ug/business/ugand…

@scouse_allieLFC Am quite sure that if he hadn't announced that season that he was leaving, we would have won it. The announcement seemed to demoralise the players

Question. If Klopp had stayed one more season, do you think he would have won the league that Slot won?

@nikita_helene SMH 😂😂

bruh... don't worry about judging yourself... we shall judge you on your behalf

@Zeeshan_Ghani24 Step 1

Giving away my complete USMLE Step 1 resource list for FREE. Every book, video, qbank, and anki deck that helped me pass on the first attempt as a non-US IMG. Comment "Step 1" below and I'll DM you everything. No email list. No paid course. Just the resources. #USMLE #Step1 #IMG

@nickopiyo @job_matua 😂😂😂😂

@job_matua You try too, Matua. At some point, people see through you. If you focus on letting your work results speak for themselves, you may have a chance at redemption. Even the people you seek to prostrate before see the emptiness of your effusive approbation

Monitor also. Are you becoming another Omera @nickopiyo?

@SW_Mark @peterabwooli 😂😂😂 temugwa

@peterabwooli @UgEquityBank Even their employees gave up Shared a screenshot with one of them…. They just laughed @UgEquityBank customers you are on your own

Heartbroken for the mother I saw at @UgEquityBank Hoima Branch today. She sat from 1 PM to 4 PM with a sick, crying infant. Only ONE attendant was serving dozens of people. The system is broken. ​When she finally approached the Operations Manager’s office at 4pm for help, she was told to leave because the manager "couldn't help much." Since when is a sick child not a priority for quick service? ​To make matters worse, an epileptic customer collapsed in the hall during the chaos. @UgEquityBank, you need to address staffing levels and train your managers in crisis empathy immediately. This is unacceptable. No one was there to assist the mother on how to fill the form, as you can see, on expected turnover, the mother wrote a date instead. Yes, the mother walked away hours later without service. @KeEquityBank @UgEquityBank

@DailyMonitor Kale her buddies are in kyankwazi merrymaking 😂😂

JUST IN: The Anti-Corruption Court has convicted former State Minister for Karamoja Affairs, Agnes Nandutu, over the diversion of 2,000 iron sheets meant for vulnerable communities in the Karamoja sub-region. Court found that Nandutu knowingly received and retained government property that was not lawfully allocated to her and which she had reason to believe had been irregularly diverted from a public programme intended for vulnerable beneficiaries. Her bail has been cancelled as she's remanded to Luzira Prison until Friday this week for sentencing, Juliet Kigongo reports. #MonitorUpdates

@Owishemwe I've never heard of a prisoner here in Uganda being allowed to go bury.

What’s worse is that we even know that there’s a possibility for them to deny it to him

@hamwasswa @TumukundeTT Hahaha obalabye?😂😂

@TumukundeTT This country is very interesting!!🤦🏿

@ObwengyeC @dr_katumwa @MrsBu_ @MukisaTimothyk @Nabimara_Paul @roxie_ug @TweetsbyHenry @TheRealAssasn @TonyNatif @Astrophysicslad I've always been fascinated by astronomy right from childhood, and kitende is my ancestral home. Please invite me on the next one

Its interesting that for the last three years we have been hosting star gazing events but not many people care to come through even when the events are mostly free. I think Ugandans are not as curious as I thought they were.

@tweetbyzaksjr I would rather this than the other combination of a razor blade and a comb 😞

What was the use of this? Let’s confuse the Gen Z

@DailyMonitor Mwagala tufula kagoma

Uganda Cranes to play Brazil, France bit.ly/4dQc4As #MonitorSport #MonitorUpdates

@GiftGrace01 Yes, that's my totem

I am told it’s Mussu in Luganda. Temugulya?

@Bigkene10 Kevin Spacey as president Underwood

Name an ACTOR who was born for their movie role 🍿

@GODFREY_Kutesa But what's the fuss about lining up for food on functions? 🤷🏿‍♂️

At the event with a your husband and it’s time for food, don’t let the usher make him stand in line for food… Be the wise one. Protect your king. Go line up and serve for him food according to his favorite dishes and bring to his table. Ekitiibwa kyo mukyala kiri mu mwaami we!!

@Yozsefu 😂😂😂😂

Nze throat cancer ye wakunzita 🥹😂

@rkalyes1 @ChefKarim02 @kafeeromj Isn't Bruce Willis bedridden though? 🤔

🔥 This is what happens to Legends even when they die! ✨ Legends escorting Legend Chuck Norris! @ChefKarim02