Martin Smith

Champion Trainer 🇧🇭 @oldhook

I just watched this, mind blown! 🤯

@Deanoh999 I’d need a cargo plane to carry your weight anyway 😏

@MartinPBSmith Congratulations mate 🥳 but I’m still not going in the air with you 🤣

Passed my skills test today so I can finally say I’m a pilot! 🙌🏼 A massive thank you to everyone who has helped me a long the way, especially Mrs Smith for putting up with me being away playing in planes all the time 😘 🛫

@MartinPBSmith Congratulations! Now you’re qualified I’m sure the missus will have some jobs for you. Bit of decorating maybe? I’m sure you’ll make a lovely job of the landing…..

Jordan Pickford just handed Arsenal the league title 🤦🏼‍♂️

“Stop fucking messing about. I'm tired of it, I'm sick of it, and I'm fucking angry this morning. It's Thursday morning and much of the commentary on the war, by the way, has been ludicrously defeatist. Have you noticed on the papers, even on the fucking those mainstream media broadcasts and those talk radio shows, so many of the commentators who are fucking hopeless most of I mean, they're really quite pathetic, apart from one or two, but they're fucking, really fucking support the left. This war in Iran and the poor old Iranians and we support, you know, the fucking Ayatollah. That disgusting regime that has killed thousands upon thousands of its own people, shot them down in cold blood and you fucking support them and you want to go on a march here in London, which has been banned, thank goodness, but they're going to go anyway and what will the police do? I hope they arrest every one of those fuckers and throw them in jail and throw away the fucking key. They can all go on a hunger strike. I am tired of this bullshit and I just hope that Donald Trump, the US president, he's been a hawk for 47 years, sticks to his plan to get rid of that bloody regime in Iran. We need them gone. The people of Iran deserve better. You know that, I know that, and anybody with a fucking brain knows that, except perhaps the fucking Greenies over here in the UK, who are as dumb as a box of fucking rocks. The fucking Lib Dems, they don't have know ass from their elbows, the fucking Labour Party, what a joke they are.”

Yep 😂

People starting to think Nico de Boinville might be a bit of a c%^t. I’ve got some shocking news for you, there are a lot of c^%*s in racing!

@Pt2537 @Deanoh999 Nah mate we don’t bother with Mickey Mouse trophies 🏆

Hey @MartinPBSmith who does your team have in the FA cup this weekend? I see @Deanoh999 has Norwich but I couldnt find Moan United anywhere.

@MartinPBSmith Should have asked grok to put pic in a bikini

Name the town..

@WeaverRacing Nope 😊

@MartinPBSmith Grimsby

@BradleyB_afc I haven’t trained racehorses for nearly 3 years

@MartinPBSmith Anything running next week?

@patrickwmhullfc 👍🏼

@MartinPBSmith Ipswich..Looks like Portman Road in the background

@DFremeluk 👌🏼 How are you doing Dave?

@MartinPBSmith Ipswich

@ch1peater Nope 😊

@MartinPBSmith Nottingham

This is how the conversation should have gone…

Couldn’t have said it any better myself!

@bolletaf Thank you ☺️

Qualifying Cross Country done today, got to spend a lovely day flying around the country. Not much more to do now before the big skills test! 😬🛫 #PPL #Pilot #Aviation #Piper