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New job, gorgeous day, she won’t text me back, lets roll
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Marty Funkhouser
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Marty Funkhouser
@MartyFunk23
NYC - extremely unserious - fake finance bro depending on the day - Japanese draft beers - remembering latte larry - fuck mocha joe
Katılım Mart 2025
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Quit my job, gorgeous day, she still won’t text me back, let’s roll
Marty Funkhouser@MartyFunk23
New job, gorgeous day, she won’t text me back, lets roll
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My crush in the London office sent me the nicest fucking message. I need London.
Marty Funkhouser@MartyFunk23
leaving my job and I never fucked a coworker. Kms.
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@MartyFunk23 Could always go out with a bang
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life so bad my dad told me to take a woodworking class
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@MartyFunk23 You should’ve got a plate of brisket from the fellas cooking outside trust me
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This might be an airport lounge visit for a funeral trip but that don’t mean I can’t get down
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Me and this girl mutually ghosted eachother and it was so fire. Gave her a kiss and said see you Friday? Ok great, we’re never texting eachother ever again. Fantastic. On the same page.
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@MartyFunk23 Haven’t seen you on my feed in too long let’s bounce back
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