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@bankertobuilder Yeah zoning code enforcement is a thing

Starter home: $960k This 9,000 square foot office building: $450k Housing isn’t “unaffordable” You’re just too picky about where you live

I have not seen one single news report of a war in Morocco so why are there approximately 70,000 Moroccan ‘refugees’ in London?

@Jelitics I hope this is real. I hope you lost that million

One of the strangest gambling experiences I’ve ever had. I had $1.5M on Max Holloway, but minutes before the fight started I got this overwhelming gut feeling to cash out and put everything on Conor McGregor instead. Conor comes out throwing a flying kick… then injures himself and can’t continue. Whether he was already hurt before the fight or not, I don’t know. That’s just how it felt in the moment. This was easily one of the most tilting nights of my life. It felt like every decision I made was destined to lose. I think I’m done gambling. This may have been my last bet ever. Maybe the universe had other plans for me, and I needed to lose tonight to be pushed onto a different path.

@ns123abc Moves back to China, reappears in another tech hub with fresh passport from the ccp within weeks

>be Chang Liu >senior system electrical engineer at Apple >8 years working on iphone >january 2026: leave Apple to join OpenAI >apple asks for laptop back >ignore them >lmao it’s my laptop now >within HOURS of leaving >message Yu-Ting “Alyssa” Peng, friend at Apple: Liu: “I still have another computer” >uses it to access Apple secret info >within weeks, use HER Apple work laptop >february 9: try Apple’s network storage >cloud repo of confidential engineering files >authentication bug. still works! >message Peng: “LOL, I found out I can access the [network storage], so funny” Peng: “I’m ready” >while developing hardware for OpenAI >download DOZENS of confidential files >including a thousand-plus-page compilation of technical files >including MLB (main logic board) manufacturing + testing presentations >send Peng links to Apple’s proprietary folders >point her to specific project data >coach her how to copy files “to avoid trouble with the security team” >tell her which confidential Apple materials to study before her OpenAI interview >warn her another guy “fumbled” Tang Tan’s questions about a secret Apple project >“download some info” for her to review >tell her: switch to LINE Messenger so nobody sees this >she gets the OpenAI offer, leaves Apple April 16 >meanwhile every message was left on APPLE-ISSUED WORK LAPTOPS >july 10: Apple Inc. v. Chang Liu >named first. before OpenAI. before Tang Tan LOL so funny

@NotafakeP @KGWNews

@KGWNews Imagine how messed up your city has to be for a massive company like this to move it's office to f*cking Baltimore!

Under Armour to close flagship Portland office, move jobs to Baltimore kgw.com/article/money/…

@Oregonian or... maybe... It's the fact that nearly every bike path is now homeless camping space?

Stricter standards for bike infrastructure have sent Corvallis and Ashland tumbling in the annual People for Bikes rankings.

White House, June 2024 vs June 2026:

@Forbes Easy to give away what you didn't earn I suppose

MacKenzie Scott has reshaped the pace of giving. She has donated $26.4 billion in less than seven years, including an estimated $7.2 billion last year — the highest annual total by any individual worldwide since Forbes began tracking charitable giving in 2012. Scott joins the #ForbesIconoclast50 list: forbes.com/sites/maneetah… 📸: Jorg Carstensen/AFP via Getty Images Presented by Corient

@ryancduff Lol her posts are protected now

Alternate headline— Local woman sets boundary, man honors it. Woman left confused.

@KATUNews Tell the idiot governor that odot turning 4 lanes into 2 on every main road isn't improving traffic. And trains dont alleviate commuting when people don't take them cause of homeless drug addicts stabbing people

Oregon Governor Tina Kotek is launching a new effort to address the state’s growing transportation crisis - and is warning that the current system is “unsustainable.” katu.com/news/local/fun…

@theblessedsalt I prefer the FAFO theory of war

This post is an excellent litmus test for understanding of just war theory. Despite the fact that I can see how effective this would be, I must oppose it because the damage it would do to my enemy (who bashes in my mailbox) would far outweigh the good of saving my mailbox. Its disproportionality is opposed by our duty in charity (and even justice) to watch out even for the good of our enemies. (Yes, by the way, I have had my mailbox bashed in by random vandals.)

@LibTearCreator1 AOC. No doubt. That thankyou/hate one is the best

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@memechaotic Rash

Go.

@ick_real Llewellyn

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@MichaelFaust413 @DonutOperator @WarheadsHurt @TheAKGuy Does that make him Herrera's Donut?

@DonutOperator @WarheadsHurt @TheAKGuy Awww Soon to be Donut Herrera

Going to get married. Ask me anything.

Awkward …

Simba the Sigma. 😎

Rare Reddit Gem

@thetimes Man banned from womens competition

Transgender players to be banned from women’s darts events #Echobox=1775754667" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thetimes.com/sport/darts/ar…