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Marty Fields

@Martyfields

Comic, MC, musician, actor, radio guy, dad and animal activist. Comes with 12 month warranty.

Melbourne, Australia Katılım Mart 2009
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SusieQ- 🦋🦘🐊 🐶🧀🍷✈🏕
@Martyfields 😂That is so true. Lucky husband to be wasn't with me. Went to all the shops near home. Gave up. Went to Sydney with mum looked there then found my dress which was way too expensive and cried in the middle of the shopping centre... then went and bought it. I felt like a princess!
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Fantastic. Now what?
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Aren’t all doors temporarily closed?
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Parkour for beginners.
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I thought the hotel staff hadn’t cleaned the shit off the bathroom wall but it’s actually the pattern on the tiles. Eek.
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A calf on a calf. Nice.
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Rich From CA@therichfromca·
Should the statue of Donald Trump be removed and destroyed? Yes or No? 👍👎
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Ironing boards are just surfboards that gave up their dreams and got real jobs.
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It never works out well.
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Emma@Avabelly__·
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Cam@TheMayorOfSingo·
@Martyfields I’m not a flat Earther but… wouldn’t you end up in China if you dug a hole. That’s what I was told growing up.
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Esta@TheOnlyEsta·
Would YOU support this?🔥 YES or NO
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What would you call this virus? 🦠
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😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽
trump calls the White House a “shithouse.” Calls a reporter a “bitch.” Screams at Iran: “Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards.” And not a peep from the media. Do not become numb to this. None of this is acceptable. How far we have fallen as a nation.
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Dad having fun with his old mate, Syd Heylen.
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Epic Clip Vault@EpicClipVault·
name a tv setting you wanted to live in. wrong answers only.
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