Martyn

Love Leeds United me

@_billyreid @Greavesy92

Just seen this video of Big John delivering his perfect takeaway order. It's like watching an elite athlete in flow state 👏

@Animalesaprieto @TomStead92

🥺

@DeanoGorton @MrToatsMgoats

😳

@mog_russEN @DJFenwick

🚨FUN BIT: He just wanted to turn off the tap, but things escalated a bit.

@GTASixInfo @mckane_michael

GTA 5 from the NPC perspective is terrifying. We're fucking MONSTERS 😭

@heismikel1 @TomStead92

Me: “cums in the ocean” 20 years later in front of my door

@liam_lightowler I only tried Fallen Order cos it was free on PS+ a few years and thought fuck it, why not! Enjoy brother

@MartynBurn Funnily enough I never played Fallen Order but will definitely go back and play it once I’ve finished Jedi Survivor. I started playing it a couple of nights ago and can’t put the pad down 😂

Star Wars: Jedi Survivor is hands down one of the best games I’ve ever played and I’m only a few hours into it. So so good 🤌🏼

@Will_Hesterr @Greavesy92

Dyche in his first training session when Spence turns up with two different coloured boots on

@Greavesy92 @_CM_67_ 🤣 disturbing that

@_CM_67_ @MartynBurn

All the fans behind him look like Jason Cundy with the Ange mask on 😭

@ThaEuropeanLad @TomStead92 @Greavesy92

Ethiopian league football please explain yourself!

@mckane_michael @shepuchibhaji Deffo!

@MartynBurn @shepuchibhaji We need to get this sorted

hi can anyone recommend a horror movie that will genuinely mess me up? I want the kind that has me staring into the dark at 3 am scared to blink and questioning every little noise in my house

@markgadala @DJFenwick

Someone is using AI to make babies do stand up comedy. We are cooked.

@cilvanis @mckane_michael

When Video Game Enemies Intentionally Make It Hard To Parry Them

@kevingaff So very sorry for your loss Kevin. RIP 🤍

When you’ve lost your beautiful wife and partner of 45 years. Where do I go from here. Utterly heartbroken

@TheeDreadGod @mckane_michael never seen a tweet more you

I was definitely NOT supposed to be born in Hogwarts world.. Im playing Legacy and man I would’ve had Voldemort packed up by 3 o clock and became the dark wizard myself at 15

@MrToatsMgoats @TrollFootball2 You don’t stop those

@TrollFootball2 @MartynBurn

Goal from halfway line in Spanish women top division 🤯

@NUFCThreatLevel @easy_teasy

First version of that unofficial PES '99 patch is finally out, and is the reason I'm dry eyes and half-asleep today.