Marty

#ProjectAfrica Day 241: 110km Total raised for charity so far: £109,721 Decent shift out there today. Longest run of the mission by some distance. Longer days are yet to come. Intent on pushing physical limits further than anything I would've previously considered possible of myself during this home stretch. Let's see what happens

Only comes on Twitter when he needs something smh

cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely

Now this is my kind of joke.

I did the graphic. I am still very tired.

Once upon a time there was a school principle and everyday he gave half the children got all the treats. If one of the other half asked why, they were expelled. The new principle started & wanted to give equal treats to all but half the class objected and wanted him fired.

@LeaMaric Turkey be like:

I wrote for Zack and Cody for about 3 months back in 2006 heres some of my scripts that never made it to air

It's the cat's birthday

What they having a fuckin Strongbow dark fruit?

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

There should be a restaurant where the waiters try and smash your hands with hammers while you’re reaching for the food

Someone please check on 21 savage, i need to know if he’s okay

My most problematic belief is that I kinda do think that if Mark Walhberg was on that flight he would’ve stopped 9/11