French Canadian Montana

Man twitter fuckin sucks now

@HeshComps @FoHereVic @LeafSimpai @ianmiles You can always spot a guy who doesn’t work for a living

@FoHereVic @LeafSimpai @ianmiles It's now considered tough to not cry over roadkill. Interesting times we live in.

Men in 1923 vs. men in 2023

@PTBuse88 @ninaturner Bro shut the fuck up

Not if they do not earn them. If you give these things away and require no effort commensurate with their value, then you deprive the receiver of the knowledge of their value. Because they can't understand the value of these items, They will be mediocre laborers, neglect their houses, squander their education, and overuse their healthcare leading to either costs rising or quality tanking but likely both.

Everyone deserves a living wage. Everyone deserves housing. Everyone deserves education. Everyone deserves healthcare. Advocating for such is an act of love.

@JeremyTate41 It’s hard to get his attention cuz you’re fucking lame

My father-in-law is a builder. It is difficult to get his attention in a magnificent space because he is lost in wonder. We were in a cathedral together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

@nicksummy @Shryke001 @JoshuaPHilll More blue check dumb shit

@Shryke001 @JoshuaPHilll That sounds like the extent of it.

Before letting them go the cops reportedly said “see you at work tomorrow man” Link: rawstory.com/raw-investigat…

Hugh grant fuckin rules and it’s great that half the characters aren’t doing a British accent

That Dungeons & Dragons movie goes hard

@_JRozay Hahahahahahaha

“This guy has absolutely no idea about global land based primary resource distribution “ is such a funny sentence to me like “yeah you dumbass bitch how do you not know about global land based primary resource distribution you fucking idiot””

@LPizzle When they got the pitch meeting with the producer for a movie and they had done absolutely zero prep work and DJ Paul was like “it’s gonna be called Memphis: A Gangsta Ass Movie” and the dude just stared at him. Incredible

This was mid 2000's entertainment insanity at its finest

When I’m old immma just say shit like “skyscrapers really do just be big ass dicks made of glass n Shit” and people have to be like “yes sir they really are”

@Fauxedo Im just waiting on the read receipt to fire off

Texting my girl like

@ChadHappens Yeah but I was drunk by 5 so I’m grandfathered in

Who’s day drunk in an Uber on I-35?

@johnwessling HHaahhahahahahahahahahahah

@PeezyTX Your driver lol

Stumbled into a YouTube rabbit hole of Black women reacting to Loretta Lynn songs and man what a blessed corner of the internet that is haha

@Nate3722 @plungerman @JoshuaPHilll Dwight so infinitely cooler than you’ll ever be

@PeezyTX @plungerman @JoshuaPHilll

Wild to see what happens when one cop tries to tell another he shouldn’t be going almost twice the speed limit.

@Nate3722 @plungerman @JoshuaPHilll Nate you ignorant slut

@PeezyTX @plungerman @JoshuaPHilll Oof, this guy cant afford $8

@Nate3722 @plungerman @JoshuaPHilll You paid 8 bucks to tweet this bullshit, Nathan

@plungerman @JoshuaPHilll Yikes, imagine still thinking you are cool because you can call a cop a "pig". Are you a middle schooler? 💀