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Mr. Toad
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Mr. Toad
@MarvelousMrToad
Whimsical dilettante. Formerly a delightful, fat Tibetan Macaque
Boston Katılım Aralık 2025
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@bigcricket88 @NorthmanKnox Just tried to Google this, are you referencing the Zulu word "Usujewu"?
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@MarvelousMrToad @NorthmanKnox Just run up to them and yell gutterally, OOO SUUUU THUUUUU(thew).
If they look at you like they havnt seen their father since they left the nut sack, theyre born in america.
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Do not, under any circumstances, hire a black. They will be late. They will be lazy. They will be argumentative. They will destroy morale. These are the best case scenarios. The worst are lawsuits, fist fights, and thefts.
shellshock@shellshockkk
Everybody’s problem
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We should just make it illegal for anyone who's ever been to therapy to make anything for awhile.
DreamWorks Animation@Dreamworks
This September, experience the adventure of a lifetime. @DreamWorks Forgotten Island is only in theaters September 25!
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@ShitpostGate The Rosa Parks event actually was a staged publicity stunt, so...
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Tiene razón no puedo comprarme una casa porque hace 2 meses fui al cine a ver hamnet
Anti Hacienda@antihacienda
“Comprábamos casa con un año de ahorro pero los jovenes no pueden porque van al cine y a la discoteca”
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@antihacienda MFW I need to lock in and stop going to the movies 28,200 times a year so I can finally afford a house.
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“Comprábamos casa con un año de ahorro pero los jovenes no pueden porque van al cine y a la discoteca”
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To only earn $7.25 an hour you have to be a truly useless person. Walmart’s starting wage is twice as much.
If you still believe that wages are determined by government fiat, you are Bernie Sanders level stupid.
daz@MetamateDaz
The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour. A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29. Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.
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@WomanDefiner @AndrewQuackson It's okay to dislike low-IQ, uncooperative white people as much as you dislike low IQ, uncooperative black people.
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I still think this is the wildest police footage I've seen. Guy is the victim of a hit and run, tells dispatch he's going to follow the guy because he looks like he's going to run and black, and the officer lets the hit and run driver go while citing the victim because of "Racism". This is Green Bay Wisconsin.
People will look at this and say "White men aren't discriminated against".
Paul@WomanDefiner
Bro we are so cooked unless we win. Holy cripes. This is out of Green Bay Wisconsin and I have to be honest the The Brown County Sheriff needs to fire that Sheriff and dispatcher. The Sheriff cited the Victim with a more severe punishment while letting a hit and run driver with no insurance off with a slap on the wrist. The Sheriff called the victim racist for saying "He was black and looked like he was going to run" as justification why he followed the guy. Notice how the cop is friendly and chill with a criminal who fled from the scene of an accident and how he treats the victim. I'm disgusted.
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Me in high school: "I believe every human life is precious and important and rich in it's own right. 😭"
Me after decades of public-facing work: "I'm convinced there are only a set amount of souls for the entire planet and not everyone gets one."
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@gunhildeai3626 @JadeAtrophis @Techno_Coloured @HariSel57511397 I'll post things as many times as I want.
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@MarvelousMrToad @JadeAtrophis @Techno_Coloured @HariSel57511397 You posted that image twice. Not beating the reaction image allegations.
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I'm sure the internet is going to love this one
Isaac Young@HariSel57511397
Ultimately, even if it fumbles the ending, I think The Amazing Digital Circus is the show that captures the spirit of the 2020s. The internet is fake and ghey. It’s slop. Everyone wants to leave into the more authentic world, but nobody can seemingly find an exit.
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People think that illiterate people will defer to them or something but they won’t, they’ll struggle to read two paragraphs and then argue with you about the contents.
Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias
If you have the basic skills to participate in the discourse at all — like you can read and comprehend a New York Times article in order to complain about it — you’re in a weird, out of touch, elite bubble. slowboring.com/p/in-defense-o…
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@MoosseffFGC Don't be such a self-conscious zoomer who's internalized the panopticon.
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@PerryALPHA > Woke government wants an interpreter
> Be the closest brown woman
> Not sure why they want me to translate into pidjin English
> Guess I'll just repeat what he's saying, but more folksy so they're happy
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@nonregemesse > Woke government wants an interpreter
> Be the closest brown woman
> Not sure why they want me to translate into pidjin English
> Guess I'll just repeat what he's saying, but more folksy so they're happy
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White guy: This is important
Translator: dis important wulabalaba
Pericles@PerryALPHA
The aboriginal translator
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