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I used to write “mark my words!” and then I’d put Xs all over the words. This is from the pen and paper days—“the before times,” is what we call them. And yeah, most people didn’t get it then either. One day they will, mark my words! 🙊

Weather can't just happen any more - its all manufactured by the deep state for whatever reason Joey pencil pusher at Any Corp heard from his friend whose cousin’s mom works near the white house or Cindy’s sister-in-law read from people in the know. “Serious dudes” with detailed drawings and diagrams and have seen the space lasers in action. Who knew?!

When you passive aggressively complain about others’ passive aggressive posts, your phone should be equipped with a feedback mechanism, like an electric shock. One big enough to make your hair stand straight up and signal those around you that you're awful so they can take your food away or spray you with a hose. There need to be consequences.

When you have 1k+ “friends” on your “private” social media account, is it? Or are you sharing your private life and many intimate details about it with a captive audience made up of people you barely know, strangers really, while creating unhealthy, parasocial bonds with them?

I can 100% recognize a psychotic text message when I see it. I still hit send regardless.

I'm pretty sure people who get pedicures are masochists.

Sometimes, people think I “act crazy,” but I'm really just misunderstood. It’s not an act. 😃

Well! Not me searching for a way around that bridge I said I'd cross when I got to it. 👀

Would friends describe me as a “calm” person? No. But do I pause before overreacting to things beyond my control, so I don’t make them worse? Also, no.

Shout out to those who “never post drama or politics,” but always “have to say this ONE thing” - and it’s always some morally superior hot take. Oh wait, that's me. 🤪

Anyone else feel genuine guilt sometimes for having puppy prisoners stolen from their moms at infancy and given daily collared walks with their captors? It’s pretty twisted, right?! They love us thanks to Stockholm Syndrome 🙊👀 #dogs #pets #prisoners #StockholmSyndrome

10/10 But how do they get that?! It’s really not hard - there are data brokers, mailing lists, directories - you name it. How do you get mail from places you’ve never shopped? It’s the same thing, really. But they add a layer of evil to it! Don't get caught off guard!

9/10 Almost forgot! They were made to feel vulnerable because the person contacting them DID have small bits of publicly available information. Do yourself a favor and google yourself to see what ANYONE can know about you in two seconds with your name and phone number. How?

8/8 - I numbered it crazy by mistake initially and then on purpose 👻 The end: I know if three friends asked me, it’s likely that at least three others suffered silently and one may have paid. One may still be paying now! Share this for them so they STOP!