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@wsdot_520 one of the safety cones blocking the HOV lane on 520 has encroached into the left driving lane and is causing a driving hazard as drivers swerve to avoid it.

@amcasari Brillant. :)

Taught my dog to bring me anything that isn't hers and she gets a treat. My floor may be covered in dog hair, but it's free of socks and food bits. Win.

@HollyBiology One time I went to the eye doctor, and the male assistant asked, “why do you think you can’t see as well?” I don’t remember what I said, but what I thought was, “I’ve been wearing glasses since the 6th grade, and I’m never coming here again.” P.S. I needed a new prescription.

@rustyrazorblade Cutting onions ;)

@PatrickMcFadin Tell me you bought her The Italian Job PS2 game in tandem so she learns how to defensive drive?

I got a $1000+ registration bill from the state of California on my daughter’s 2015 Mini. That’s a rediculous amount FYI. Called to find out why. Bought the car on November 8th 2019. The value of the car entered into the system? $110819 🤦‍♂️ #formvalidation

@PatrickMcFadin Wow, didn’t realize that a mini was ultra-luxury car equivalent nowadays. Yikes

@Lovesac @ShawnOfLovesac We took the metal bars from the packaging that came with our #sactional and #upcycled them to tomato stakes. Thanks for our couch and tomato stakes ;) #lovesac #upcycling @doomsuckle

@juliaferraioli It’s equally as hard to put on eyeliner with terrible vision. I have to get so close to the mirror to be able to see what I’m doing without my glasses that I have to hold the eyeliner at a weird angle otherwise the pencil hits the mirror. I don’t really wear eyeliner a lot 🤣

Okay, *you* try putting on eyeliner when you see four eyes in the mirror. It really is a guessing game.

Tech is for everyone. Inclusion makes us stronger. Drop by @F5Networks at booth 350 at #GHC19 for our newly arrived #f5pride and #latinx stickers. @systers_org @LatinasInC @lesbiantech

We are excited to be at #GHC19 today! Stop by the @F5Networks booth (No. 350) to learn more about our #BeF5 values, and speak to our hiring managers and recruiters about internship and career opportunities!

@doomsuckle It was a solid cadence.

Ben Tramer must be a dreamboat. Wife says, “the only thing scary about this is the the music. And that sounds weirdly upbeat... it’d be good for running!”

So it turns out I’ve not seen all of the original Halloween. So thus far we have ominous music and boobs. Now it’s more ominous music and going to school. Sounds like 1970s liberal education.

@doomsuckle It is pumpkin spice latte season. #basic

When your dog claims a pumpkin as... a ball.

Did you miss the news? #NGINXConf, the event for all things @nginx, is heading east to Atlanta! The agenda is live, and big names will be sharing their tips, tricks, and secrets to their success. Don’t miss it! Get 10% off with the promo code NGINX18SM10. #nginx #opensource

So proud of the @runforsomething team on hitting this milestone! It takes a lot of courage to put your name on a ballot, and I'm glad these 500+ candidates have Run for Something in their corner.

We're proud to announce NGINX Ingress Controller for Kubernetes Release 1.3.0 with many enhanced capabilities. Check them out on the @nginx blog: nginx.com/blog/announcin…

Clearly it’s been a while since I’ve been to a #meetup considering how many people said “long time...” But it’s good to be back. Kicking off with @SparkAISeattle and @databricks, of course!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again—I love my job and am bursting with pride that I’m a part of a company that has such a huge impact. Shameless plug: if you are considering something new, we are hiring, so message me or apply online! @nginx #opensource #jobs twitter.com/nginx/status/1…