Mary Austin Barber

never let this die twitter.com/cyasses/status…

When you INSERT the card at the ATM MACHINE 💳😂

The CDC says fully vaccinated people can DROP EVERYTHING NOW. MEET ME IN THE POURING RAIN. KISS ME ON THE SIDEWALK. TAKE AWAY THE PAIN. CAUSE I SEE SPARKS FLY WHENEVER YOU SMILE’

Was on the verge of falling asleep then remembered the time Blake Lively drew on Louboutins then tagged them. I have witnessed so much during my short little life……

@Ford_Polk24 what no

Ear wax candles are a thing!!!??

update: i beat corona

This is actually great.

BREGMAN BOMB! LET’S GOOOO!!! #ForTheH

@cyasses @KaitlynBlubaugh sure

@Mary_Austin9 @KaitlynBlubaugh wanna hang out?

Something I learned from Belhaven softball: I absolutely, without a doubt..... hate the tarp.

@cyasses @KaitlynBlubaugh forever hate the tarp man

@KaitlynBlubaugh @Mary_Austin9

@Konner_13 @FlatlandCavalry my dream is honestly to make you famous

Tryin to share some good music. “Sleeping Alone” by @FlatlandCavalry

WISH BONE AND KRAFT “RANCH” IS NOT RANCH. i said what i said

@BillupsGex or not go at all

@cyasses @shmadddd it’s silly

@shmadddd you’ll love it. i laugh out loud by myself. watch broad city too. you’ll die.

You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol & an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

@cyasses man... this hit deep...

@kayelymorganne can’t relate

Finals low key give me the same energy as max day in weights. Like I don’t want to do it but also I’m about to go off.