Marzello

@gabriel_horwitz @synthesee

Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse. - John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity. - The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation. - JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation. - A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank. - Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite. - He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing. so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild. feel terrible for her and her family.

@CLow58167595 @JUSTcatmeme @synthesee

-6 figure salary -random forced blowjobs from the girl side (never imagined that was even possible) -Spending the work day sexually pleasing a ~8 woman Negative challenge gotta role play to not like it and sounds like she likes play obey mistress stuff. If I had known this was the corporate world maybe I would have studied harder.

Could you imagine clocking in a a corporate GIANT to eat her ass on the clock?

@machinist937 @JUSTcatmeme @synthesee

@JUSTcatmeme Oh my

@BarcaUniversal We are fitter😉❤️

🚨 Hansi Flick: "The next step for us is to win La Liga. We want to win it." "I don't care when, but we want to win it as soon as possible." "We have to show that we are winners in the next few matches."

#NewProfilePic Vamos!

🎥 Fans have compiled all of the referee MISTAKES against Barcelona last night!

@BouafifNour I’m on 80% ngl

On a percentage scale, how much do you believe in a second-leg remontada? Personally, I’d say 60%, I’m not sure if I’m being delusional here, but I BELIEVE.

🚨 CIA veteran John Kiriakou: "All my years in CIA, no matter who led 🇮🇱 Israel, they came to 🇺🇸 US and asked, ‘Help us strike 🇮🇷 Iran ! Please!’ Every president refused, until this one. Netanyahu outplayed him, and now we're in a war that wasn’t ours."

@The_Big_Chifa_ @synthesee abdiwasalah?????

nothing feels more right rewatching this before season 4 comes out. I'm starting to think Boyd is in on it like fr fr.

@schizoponders @synthesee

AL-QASSAM WARRIORS NEUTRALIZING ZIONIST SETTLERS ON CUSTOMS AND RESERVE PROTECTING OUR GOD GIVEN TRANSGENDER RIGHTS

@synthesee @KITKAT Bro hahahahaha these construction workers are done with the minimal pay. They out here dealing kitkats

@KITKAT @Marzellooo chech amo shop

Help us find them. Use the Stolen KitKat Tracker. Link in bio.

@synthesee @lottareds Flop

@lottareds AGHHHHHH @Marzellooo 😭

CHAT DID I FUMBLE THE BAG 😭😭😭😭

@Bigi_Chima U need to leave with both of dem❤️🙂‍↕️

I know Barcelona fans will disagree with me, but I don’t want Ferran Torres to leave. We should let Lewandowski leave, not Ferran Torres. Ferran is a backup striker who doesn’t complain about his role, and he can guarantee you at least 25–30 goal contributions as a backup. We should let Lewandowski leave, sign a top striker, and keep Ferran Torres as the backup. He can play anywhere in the attack, and he won’t complain. My opinion.

@synthesee @Dominos_UK They’re taking the piss🤣

@Dominos_UK @Marzellooo 😭

@synthesee @cryptaveli @greg16676935420 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cryptaveli @greg16676935420 @Marzellooo

Why’d my brain instantly think this was gonna be another post about the Kit Kats

“Press R3” 8 year old me:

@Ayor_rebirth gavi

Gun to your head, sell one 💀

@synthesee @vxunderground hahahshshshshshhshshahahahah

@vxunderground @Marzellooo

What the fuck is going on in Europe? Who steals 12 TONS of KitKats? What do you even do with that many KitKats?

@xoyasn @leegx82 @synthesee

@leegx82 Waking up to Lee gunner’s kutba was not on my list for today ngl

Sat in a fake shirt, telling me that selling my own merchandise for money is a joke. You’re literally being paid per month to take money from our club FOR YOUR OWN GAIN. Akhlaq Adab Sulh Nasihah Ikhlas Rahma HARAM.

@synthesee @BaldeWaves HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@BaldeWaves Nah😭 @Marzellooo

They'd always told us that the first one to arrive was the one that got born, but it turns out it doesn't matter who gets there first the egg chooses the best sperm, so if the best sperm was Ferran Torres, just imagine the crap the dad shoots out