Nicole 🔪

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Nicole 🔪

@Maserballss

I’m taking karate classes online

Katılım Temmuz 2016

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ирис@saltwatermp3·1d

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

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Nicole 🔪@Maserballss·2d

No but it’s also terrifying with your cat sometimes because once I accidentally locked mine in the pantry because I didn’t see him go in there and then I went to work and the poor thing was trapped in there all night 😭 stupid quiet bastards

💥 Nurse D, RN/1L@TakeThatNurses

As a longtime dog person who now owns a cat, it’s super weird to have a pet that you sometimes just have absolutely no idea where they are. I don’t know if cat people understand how much of an emergency “I can’t find my dog” is

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goma@soigomaa·4d

if he brings out the child in you, you're dating a man. if he brings out the mother in you, you're dating a boy. if he brings out the inner man in you, you're dating a loser

Chaos@kizzriee

Hot take:

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Nicole 🔪@Maserballss·3d

I had no business listening to those kinds of songs while I was in middle school but I had them all on my pink iPod nano

K@kourtneyinhell

did any other old people used to listen to stuff like Alive With the Glory of Love or Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too by Say Anything or just me

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Nicole 🔪@Maserballss·22 Mar

Mine prefers plastic and he inhales it 😂😭 No bag is safe. He starts at the handles. I had to upgrade all of my trash cans. He also loves wrappers (preferably for pads). He is a menace and sometimes I think he is trying to kill himself.

latke@latkedelrey

cats love to be like why aren’t you doing what i want you to do? i’m gonna bite pieces off of a paper bag and spit them out everywhere

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Nicole 🔪@Maserballss·17 Mar

Is it possible on Instagram to get notified when somebody posts to their story??? The same guy is the FIRST person to view it every time. EVERY. TIME. Yeah I’m weird for checking who views my shit but we’re not talking about me here

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Nicole 🔪@Maserballss·16 Mar

If I show up to a party and they have one of those stupid jell-o cakes instead of a regular cake I’m setting the place on fire

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Nicole 🔪@Maserballss·13 Mar

7 years without tobacco today! On Christmas Eve 2025 I also celebrated 5 years no alcohol!

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Nicole 🔪@Maserballss·10 Mar

I just blew onto my uncrustable lmao

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Lee@caseyleemoore·8 Mar

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened

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Nicole 🔪@Maserballss·1 Mar

Last time I literally had to excuse myself and go home because I felt so nauseous and started getting a huge migraine and then puked hours later

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Nicole 🔪@Maserballss·1 Mar

I haven’t drank in over 5 years but EVERY time I go to a certain ‘club’ with my girls, I end up puking my brains out the next morning. All I drink is water or a 0% beer so make it make sense!!!!!!

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Nicole 🔪@Maserballss·27 Şub

Crazy how people can get all of their friends/family together for their sourdough starters “first birthday” party but I can’t even get my friends to check on me LOL

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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄@anactualwalnut·26 Şub

I love when someone misgenders one of my cats and apologizes profusely like I’m going to be really bent over it. Like it’s a cat. They’re gender ambiguous looking. Unless you lift their tail and check for balls you’re not gonna know. I don’t care that you misgendered my cat. They all look like cat.

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Nicole 🔪@Maserballss·24 Şub

They’re so right when they say energy is contagious. My roommate is in her room screaming at Capital One for something and now I’m over here wanting to fight them too??

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