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@rrkenn_ @CTP_Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya @the_sambu @CSMechanism @APSKenya They'll suddenly remember Al Shabaab to fuel the Islamophobic narratives and promote the Zionist one! Israel is not playing. They've invested heavily in East Africa and won't give up because of some tweets! We will bleed a lot from this wound.

@CTP_Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya @the_sambu @CSMechanism @APSKenya Why then reopen the Somalia border? You are only inviting more attacks

MAJOR TERROR ATTACK FOILED! Plans by the terrorist group Al-Shabaab to kill many Kenyans in Nairobi have once again been foiled by the intelligence agency. Months of surveillance and covert intelligence gathering on a terror network operating within the Dadaab refugee camps led to the recovery of arms and ammunition including 600 bullets, pistols, grenades, explosives, and drugs all destined for targets in Nairobi. The terrorists, who had planned to carry out the attack during the month of Ramadhan, were also exploring possibilities of kidnapping foreigners and hijacking vehicles. Nairobi remains safe because of the brave young men and women in our security agencies who spend long hours tracking down dangerous terrorists and criminals. #ActionCountersTerrorism @NCTC_Kenya @RAbdiAnalyst

@iFelix2020 North eastern would never become Israel

Pov: Its 2050, we live in a concentration camp being bombed while holding #FreeKenya placards

@DCI_Kenya The People who want to liberate 12 year Old girls from early marriage in Afghanistan were secretly raping 15yr Old girls . Western hypocrisy 🤣🤣

SWISS NATIONAL ARRESTED FOR DEFILEMENT An 85-year-old Swiss national, Gisler Emil Johann, has been arrested in Watamu after allegedly defiling a 15-year-old minor. The case unfolded after the victim’s parents reported her missing on 1st February 2026. Despite efforts to trace her, she could not be found. Acting on a tip-off from members of the public that a foreigner was seen with a juvenile in one of Watamu’s villas, police moved swiftly and discovered Gisler with the minor inside the residence. The suspect was immediately taken into custody, while the victim was escorted to Gede Sub-County Hospital for medical examination. Gisler remains in police custody undergoing processing pending his arraignment. The Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) reaffirms its commitment to protecting the most vulnerable members of our communities by conducting thorough investigations to ensure that perpetrators of such heinous crimes are held accountable. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

@HassanSMohamud The silence of Somalia’s president in the face of unauthorized foreign visits to Hargeisa is deeply concerning. Defending sovereignty is not optional—it is a duty. Leadership must speak and act when Somalia’s unity is challenged.

The illegal aggression of PM Netanyahu in recognising a part of Somalia’s Northern region is against international law. Meddling with Somalia’s internal affairs is contrary to established legal & diplomatic rules. Somalia & its people are one: inseparable by division from a far.

An Israeli official’s visit to Hargeisa without Somalia’s consent is a blatant violation of Somalia’s sovereignty. Somaliland is part of Somalia under international law. Foreign actors must respect Somali unity and territorial integrity. #SomaliaSovereignty #somalia

@RealWahidaAFG Delta forces in #somalia

Delta force in different countries Delta Force In Afghanistan 🇦🇫 😅

@OneFootball Does he still score in the grave?

It's been three years since Pelé, one of the greatest players of all-time, passed away 🙏🕊️🇧🇷

@Cobratate You talk too much but fight like a bitch. Zesty ass nigga

White people have given up. If these Somalis stole this much from other Africans they would have been set on fire in the street. White poeple do nothing.

@ItsChanzu Tumeibia wazungu you guys should’ve been proud of us

Somalis nao wamechoma sana US 😂😂 Bruh, even greed has limits. Stealing funds that surpass your country's GDP is wild 😂

@waryatriad chunkz fatass is probably getting ready to serenade netanyahu

I know that fat nigga Chunkz is ready to kiss the wall by Monday

@HassanSMohamud Remove UAE presence in the country, declare state of emergency and instruct all flights to the regions to connect through the capital.

@IsraeliPM Remove UAE presence in the country, declare state of emergency and instruct all flights to the regions to connect through the capital.

The Prime Minister announced today the official recognition of the Republic of Somaliland as an independent and sovereign state. Prime Minister Netanyahu, Foreign Minister Sa'ar, and the President of the Republic of Somaliland signed a joint and mutual declaration.

@imanmali “We don’t practice the same religion” Muuse maxa damacsantahy?

We are not a country. We are not one people. We don’t share a single culture, we don’t all speak the same language, and we don’t even practice the same religion. We are absolutely not one nation. I’m assuming Hassan’s appointed nephew is posting this from Serbia 🇷🇸. Fun fact: Serbia was once part of Yugoslavia in the 1990s, the exact same period the so-called Somali republic collapsed. Today, former Yugoslavia is broken into 7 independent countries. Yet this individual wants to lecture everyone about “unity” and pretending we should still be together. When you live in La La Land and nepotism is the only reason you have a job, reality becomes optional. That’s what makes this whole performance hilarious.

@Kurdistan_C Israel doesn’t even have a recognition, let alone to grant you one. I think you should focus more on Baqhdad bet they give you sleepless nights😂

From Kurdistan, we support the independence of Somaliland ❤️💚

@Abdirahmanirro Once I thought you were a diplomat and you had deeper understanding of diplomacy! You only exposed your weaknesses in governance & lack of integrity in faith. Israel doesn’t even have a recognition, let alone to grant you one. You are nothing but a shameful traito

@SaraGonzalesTX She just ordered Fufu some call it ugali and called it Somali food. Cheers 😂

I tried Somali food to see if it was as bad as Jacob Frey made it look…

A victim of female genital mutilation

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@ValentinaForUSA Is this not you?

@jimNjue_ Kenyans will be the first ones to be on test trials when “New vaccines developed for AIDS and all kinds of diseases” thinking American pharmaceutical helping them. You and your grandparents have a long hostory of sucking a white mans dick so keep going

Minnesota's Somali fraud may reach $8 billion, not just $1 billion as first reported.