
The Masked Commentor
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The Masked Commentor
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A man of the people, and the people of a man✨










It’s crazy they didn’t show the Haotong Li insanity during the broadcast. He was a contender. He was paired with Scottie. His hijinks were relevant, Scottie had to wait forever to hit his shots. We should have seen every shot of his QUINTUPLE BOGEY.








Ray Allen… or Klay Thompson… Who are you taking all-time?




whenever broadcasts cut to a golfer but you can't actually see the golfer it's always Jordan Spieth




Newsflash @CurlingCanada nobody recognizes your gold medal. You are cheating lowlife liars. The entire world witnessed it. Tomorrow your hockey team will pay for your sins on an intergalactic level. #canadacurlingcheats



NEW: Canada men’s curling wins gold after being accused of cheating their way through the Winter Olympics. The team is now gloating, telling people who accuse them of cheating to get a picture of them hugging each other “burned into your brain.” “For anyone who called us cheaters, for anyone who said negative things about Marc Kennedy, about us, about Canada, about our families,” said Brad Jacobs. “I hope that the image of us standing on top of the podium, embracing one another, smiling ear to ear with our gold medals is burned into your brain forever.” In response to the cheating accusations, the team accused others of setting up cameras to catch them in the act.



I can’t stop thinking about Canada.














