𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝔻𝕦𝕞𝕡 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I've still got #BogRoll & other items from my massive bulk buy just before #lockdown I filled my #TransitVan 8 times with non perishable goods from supermarkets I knew lockdown was about to hit 2 weeks before it happened & prepared It was me who cleared the shelves #lmfao😂

@bambi_coxx #Liar You made that price up to try and be relevant and have some kind of sad meaning on #x with a #bunch of #strangers #FuckingWeirdo

I paid £14.99 for this from an ice cream van. Britain is a mess.

@BasilTheGreat Allegedly that's the #sound he makes when he #sniffs his #sister's #dirty #knickers

Once you hear it you can't un-hear it Why did Keir Starmer make this noise?

@F0ODHub My #cum

What drink goes best with this?

@bambi_coxx #Liar

@MediaSOI Did you #suck the #cock?

This is £50 worth of shopping in the UK. Cheers Labour

@Conservatives Oii #badenoch you #clown 🤡 This ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Only team with a plan to Get Britain Working Again. You won’t want to miss our latest Party Election Broadcast. 📺

@videosvcagando Fake shit post

@BBCNews Everyone in the #UK yelling at #starmer

UK and France strike new £662m small boats deal bbc.in/4ts66dV

@MAVERIC68078049 I'd have to #sniff her ranky AF #rancid #curry #farts first before I decide #CurryFart

Is this really considered beautiful?

@NoDMsPerfavore Your #mom's #SaggyTits #saggy #tits

What would be the most terrifying thing we could find on Mars?

@BLAIMGame #Nice #tits

Can Angela Rayner save the Labour Party?

@BorisJohnson #GFY #boris #borisjohnson ya #clown 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡

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@Smalldickcu Where are you based?

@nypost Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

Legendary Spanish matador can't eat, sleep and suffered 'immense pain' from gruesome rectal goring injury trib.al/MuCvcvk

Using gifs/memes only tell me what you think of Sadiq Khunt (khan) ⬇️⬇️

@BasilTheGreat Pro --- Rogue Literally the clue is in the word

🚨BREAKING: KEIR STARMER PROROGUES PARLIAMENT TO AVOID MORE MANDELSON QUESTIONS Parliament will be prorogued on the orders of Starmer to avoid PMQ's NEXT WEEK before the local elections Once again Keir Starmer putting himself before the country What a coward

@GBNEWS #starmer knows he's moving out of #Number10 very soon so that arsehole will say anything at this point This is pretty much everyone in the #UK right now sitting on a rock ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Keir Starmer declares England's flag 'belongs to us' in St George's Day message gbnews.com/politics/keir-…

@TiffanyFong I do when I'm having a #shit

do men ever sit down to pee?

@InformeOculto Honestly, I reckon he #sniffs his #mum's #dirty #skank #knickers. And his #dad's.....

@Massive__Dump If he hasn’t already 😂😂

Basically piss off with your 215k offer #aplaceinthesun