Tom Peters

Fuckkkkk man. What a loss.

@Jon_Mackenzie As a Man Utd supporter, I completely agree.

There should be moral tolerances built into VAR so that if you deserve to lose then your offside line moves back by an inch

@Ankaman616 This team man. Wtf.

Carl you idiot.

Goal for United. Fernandes makes it three nil and #MUFC are surely through to the FA Cup Final next month to meet Manchester City 0-3, 59 mins played.

Having my arse kicked into being a more professional human being which I dare say is something I’ve needed for a long time. Got a new website for my work up so would very much appreciate some traffic/a share. Lots of thanks to Scott Coupar for his work! trapdoorstudio.co.uk

What's the best racing game for PS4? I miss Project Gotham Racing so much.

@jenhingley Just done mine, Never gets any more fun.

I'm struggling do continue my admin but at least it is not like last year when I did it all on the evening of the 31st of Jan

@sloucherzine Felt exactly the same about this film, loved SotD so much, this didn't live up to it first watch but I love it now.

Still the best one from the Cornetto trilogy. First time I felt underwhelmed. But kept rewatching for new jokes and references. Love it.

Heard someone say 'on accident' in the wild yesterday. Felt like talking to someone from a parallel universe.

@ryanbmuff Were you at the match lad? I, for one, am glad I was not.

Coach C, Manchester Piccadilly > Euston. WE HAVE BEERS!!!

John Mayer fans are the worst

I'm sorry, but where are all these permanently divorced/virginal blues lawyer types hiding? I haven't seen a single dickhead sporting one of those ugly fuckers anywhere. Oh yeah, none of them play gigs, ever.

The badness has past and now I feel a sense of inner peace I have never felt before. I can see the universe unfolding before. It is beauty.

I ate some old mustard and now I feel quite bad. Am I dying?

@Glorio Mustard Man

@MasterOfDonkeys I think you're ascending to a new form

Shattered my reputation as the Cool Lecturer (TM) today when I confused Metallica and AC/DC. Utterly ashamed, cancel me, smelt me down.

@Vennart The riff will endure. Holding up the universe, long after Humanity has faded into dust.

I got a new guitar at the weekend and it's honestly one of the most inspiring instruments I've ever played. Makes me feel like a proper guitar player in a way that I haven't really felt before. Couldn't even explain how or why, it's just really, really good. And it's Daphne blue.

@Ankaman616 I miss him

The Pastor came back to bless us.

@ryanbmuff Gary’s never been in a stadium

To siu as well. There is no god