Sabitlenmiş Tweet
Tiff
9.1K posts
Tiff
@MasterTiff1
The rent is too damn high. The headlights are too damn bright. Pronouns: You can call me Al.
Asheville, NC Katılım Ekim 2010
778 Takip Edilen132 Takipçiler
@MasterTiff1 I'm happily married to my beautiful first wife.
Had a rocky stretch there where I lost frame and was "nice" though. Red pilled, adjusted, and magically the relationship became perfect again.
And the boys that are "nice and listen" to my daughter & her friends get friend zoned.
English
I feel like every time I go to the farmers market I see a dozen different couples that defy all the false dating narratives online… the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen holding hands with a guy a foot shorter than her, a freakish male model gym specimen who targets muscles you don’t even know exist paired up with the quirky and slightly overweight shy girl… real lovers, at scale, are operating on levels of mutual curiosity and connection that no narrative could ever hope to encompass, for all real lovers know that romance is about expanding your reality together, not shrinking it to fit inside of a shallow and reductive cultural narrative. The only thing that matters, the only thing that has ever mattered, is how they make each other feel.
Coors.@SYNESTHEIZURE
In spaces with a persistent social context I have seen people fall in love who are not looksmatched many times, the issue is that dating apps fragment that context and people don't know the personality of the other person
English
@NunyaDanBiznez No, baby, you've just been brainwashed by a toxic online community that will keep you lonely & miserable forever. There is one "secret" to attracting a mate and it is literally just be nice & listen to them.
English
@kramerposts The dude a foot shorter is a gazillionaire.
Big muscles dont actually attract women, they repel them.
Everything you say is because you dont understand what attracts well enough. Also, you have to factor in WHEN they met. Changes after marriage (get fat/lose hair) dont count.
English
Is anybody talking about the absolute homophobia of thinking being accused of licking pussy is so bad you need to sue somebody for defamation? Then *crying* under oath about it?
Afroman@ogafroman
If yall keep on laughing, she gonna eat your wifes pussy too
English
@botulismsundae This is probably the most wrong definition of camp that has ever been said publicly. Congratulations.
English
@ritagayworths "camp" was making bad art on purpose so that no one would accidentally like it and it could become a signal for gay gathering points. now that you largely don't need to hide being a gay person looking for other gay people, there is no longer a function for "camp"
English
how are you a gay man and don’t understand the concept of camp. she’s doing an updated jayne mansfield. a marilyn monroe if she had more autonomy over her career and image. a human miss piggy, even.
49 year old fandom elder@powcampsurvivor
i really dont get sabrina carpenters thing. the aesthetic is like shes a sexy cartoon mouse who acts like a prostitute and also a baby. all of the songs are about how she needs to get stuffed by some oaf and they all sound like say so by doja cat but 70% worse
English
@ShriekingNoises They just tend to be power hungry control freaks who lucked into the start up capital to have power & control people. They also tend to be total drama queens
English
Has anyone actually done a study on why small business owners are uniquely insane?
English
Ehhhh actually this is one book I’d say it totally works to have a not-all-white cast for and isn’t revisionism. I went to a private boarding school and know that world very well. The reality is that due to the empire it was pretty normal by 1940/50 for boys from very wealthy Indian/African (especially Kenyan/Nigerian) families to send their children to a British boarding school. If you look at the Old Scholars boards you’ll see names like Rashid and Tunde. It’s even a plot point in PG Woodhouse.
Paul@WomanDefiner
You want to know the real blackpill on the race swapped movies? They aren't making these movies to cash in or entertain people. This is going to be what they show kids in school to brainwash them into thinking that it was always this way.
English
@MasterTiff1 You are missing the point. Have a nice life.
English
Watching the internet reaction to this stuff is really interesting. So many people are like “the script sucked!” Maybe (I didn’t read it and have no opinion) but Hulu picked it up and shot it. If the problem was the script why wouldn’t they address it before throwing millions of dollars at it?
Variety@Variety
EXCLUSIVE: The shooting draft for the scrapped “Buffy” reboot at Hulu reveals the plot: Over the course of the script, Nova (Ryan Kiera Armstrong), described as a “brainy introvert,” discovers that she’s the Slayer — and people in Sunnydale do know the mythology of what Slayers are because of what happened to the town back in Buffy’s day. Set during a “Vampire Weekend,” a Renaissance Faire-like celebration of the town’s dubious history, Nova takes down two actual vampires after coming into her powers. By the episode’s end, the formerly friendless Nova has a new Scooby Gang flanking her. The action then cuts to New York City for a brief scene with Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy, who is working in a corporate office building under the name "Anne." The script drops hints about what’s to come: Her dad, a photojournalist, is overly protective, and has moved them around a lot after Nova was kidnapped as a young child. And all the vampires that Buffy buried in the show’s 2003 series finale, when the Hellmouth collapsed in on itself, taking Sunnydale down with it, have been awakened. Nova would have her work cut out for her. variety.com/2026/tv/news/b…
English
@shanghisurprise Yes is is there is nothing exclusionary about On Cinema
English
how do I get into On Cinema because the lore seems really cool but also extremely complicated
English
@KWillard87244 Yes bc Buffy was also never known for using pop culture terms
English
@MasterTiff1 Not that it was woke, it was that they were literally using the word. It was blatant and badly written.
English
@KWillard87244 Yes bc the series was never known for tongue in cheek social commentary everybody who complains about "woke" is just telling on themselves
English
@cadlymack The script online is the 2024 draft. That is not the draft that was shot.
I am bummed, but having read the draft, the woke BS was BAD. The entire plot was the teacher gets VAMPED and hates the kids because they are "woke". He literally SAYS it.
They need to regroup.
English
@dietperky If you're looking for a million hours of the most brilliant nonsense you've ever seen, On Cinema has you covered.
English
@MasterTiff1 in my defense i was seeing like no info on this besides vagueposting so i thought this was a massive conspiracy or something 💀
English
On Cinema breaching containment love to see it
Vodka enjoyer@dietperky
can someone tell me who tf this guy is and how did he kill 20 people? did he mow them down w a machinegun or something?
English
@luxemiaa Oh stop the lies.. most married men are envious of single men’s FREEDOM.. There’s no way a secure man, puts their spouse on speaker to tell their coworker he’s going home to his wife and he’s is going to TV dinner. STOP! 🤦🏼♀️😂😂
English
This woman on TikTok said: My husband has a divorced co worker who gives him crap for being “whipped” (ie: a good husband). It’s always said in an aggressive way that is laughed off as a joke if anyone brings it up. Anyway, my husband always calls me on his way home and today he told me to hold on for a second because that guy was walking up to his truck. This is the conversation I overheard:
English
making the only male survivor the one who doesn't get to externalize his grief in any way and playing into the perfect docile victim role to then fridge him at the start of the adult timeline to kickstart his love interest's storyline is a genius way to flip the trope on itself
English
@MasterTiff1 i'm not talking about the gentleman genius, i was talking about the left photo because it's really obvious that it was an ai generated photo.
English
@SunshineP81516 This has got to be a joke no way do you not recognize one of The Gentlemen from season 4 episode Hush
English