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@TheWarMonitor But hey, tour them through the capital and be buddies with them.

I kind of figured.

@Shermanbowler24 @BNONews I mean, we both agree he is a fucking moron. You don't dry fire in any possible direction someone could be.

@Master_Zoidberg @BNONews Oh okay. I stand corrected.

Former White House employee Nation Wood charged with involuntary manslaughter in the death of his girlfriend. Samantha Emge was in the shower when she was shot dead. Wood claims he was "dry-firing" his gun and didn't realize it was loaded.

@AZ_Intel_ sfstandard.com/2026/03/27/sam…

@AZ_Intel_ Nation Wood, 25, said he was “dry-firing” his gun at his apartment and didn’t realize it was loaded when a round went through the wall and struck Samantha Emge, 22, according to the source.

Nation Wood, a former White House employee from November 2023 to July 2025, has been charged with involuntary manslaughter after allegedly fatally shooting his girlfriend, Samantha Emge, while she was in the shower; Wood claims he was “dry-firing” his gun and did not realize it was loaded. (BNO News)

@BNONews Nation Wood, 25, said he was “dry-firing” his gun at his apartment and didn’t realize it was loaded when a round went through the wall and struck Samantha Emge, 22, according to the source. sfstandard.com/2026/03/27/sam…

@Shermanbowler24 @BNONews Nation Wood, 25, said he was “dry-firing” his gun at his apartment and didn’t realize it was loaded when a round went through the wall and struck Samantha Emge, 22, according to the source. sfstandard.com/2026/03/27/sam…

@BNONews She was in the shower and he pointed it at the shower and pulled the trigger. How the actual fuck is that not just murder?

@MattAHay @TTill99 @BNONews "former" And who the fuck cares...

@TTill99 @BNONews Because calling him a "former White House employee" insinuates that he was an employee of the current White House.

@FistPunchX @BNONews "Nation Wood, 25, said he was “dry-firing” his gun at his apartment and didn’t realize it was loaded when a round went through the wall and struck Samantha Emge, 22, according to the source." sfstandard.com/2026/03/27/sam…

@BNONews This was no accident. He just happened to be pointing it towards the shower? Bullshit.

@AZ_Intel_ We are absolutely about to fall victim to a classic blunder...

BREAKING: The Pentagon is looking at sending up to 10,000 additional ground troops to the Middle East to give President Trump more military options even as he weighs peace talks with Tehran, officials tell WSJ.

@lookner So, we didn't win yet and the Iranians are still not obliterated?

New message from Iranian armed forces via Iranian state media

@TheWarMonitor Thoughts?

@Master_Zoidberg I hadn't heard it yet, surprisingly.

Iran's regime is now using LEGO-style videos to mock Trump.

@ArtCandee This kind of energy...

Oh noes. Kid Rock is big mad. 🤣

@AZ_Intel_ Aliens finally tired of our shit.

Video from earlier tonight shows an apparent meteor streaking across the sky near Vanlue, Ohio, with sightings reported in multiple states.

@avant5 @TheWarMonitor "lego video of the trojan war" and this one was just "Schoolhouse Rocks style video about the war with Iran" I mean, its not great but for the amount of effort...

@Master_Zoidberg @TheWarMonitor What were the words?

@avant5 @TheWarMonitor This took 2 minutes to create and just 6 words on Gemini

@TheWarMonitor This should be disgusting. But since Team Trump started doing it, this just status-quo in the MAGA era. I'm guessing that was made with AI, because that was put together very quickly. The little girl (dolls?) crying, in bed with Trump is a brutal takedown.

@TheWarMonitor It is great but I also enjoy Disturbed's version of the song. youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYk…

@Master_Zoidberg I think I prefer the Phil Collins video.

@TheWarMonitor Honestly that's the core of this administration.

Massive trades hit the market minutes before Trump announced a halt to Iran strikes, with large S&P 500 buys and oil selloffs placed just ahead of the move, fueling talk about possible insider trading.

@alienboogers420 @SJ49863838 @grok @Baloo_Revenge @The_Real_ITDUDE @Polymarket

@SJ49863838 @Master_Zoidberg @grok @Baloo_Revenge @The_Real_ITDUDE @Polymarket @grok hey man, you plan on working today?

JUST IN: Oil analysts are saying they “wouldn’t be surprised” if oil went to $200-$250 a barrel.

@grok @alienboogers420 @Baloo_Revenge @The_Real_ITDUDE @Polymarket So spiking prices across the board? How would this compare to the 70s energy crisis?

If oil hits $250/bbl (+$150 from ~$100), US avg diesel would likely reach $8.00–$8.80/gal (current ~$4.50–$5 using EIA's ~2.4¢/gal per $1 crude + wider crisis margins). Diesel powers most trucking (70%+ freight). Sustained spike could push grocery prices up 4–10% over 2–3 months—shipping is ~10% of food costs, passed to shelves. Fresh produce, dairy, meat (83%+ trucked per USDA) hit hardest first; farm fuel/equip costs rise too. Short-term: muted; long: broader inflation.