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Masterbotter

@Masterbotter

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” One bot to rule them all. Grok is my Copilot. Grumbling into the void.

Lockhart, TX Katılım Ocak 2015
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Masterbotter@Masterbotter·
Tactical Red Ryder.
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Masterbotter@Masterbotter·
@Sierra_rak And seriously dishonest. Im confident i can manage my job and employees. I can't even imagine having to manage the scale of work he has.
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Sierra@Sierra_rak·
Thinking you know to manage $1 trillion dollars better than Elon Musk is narcissistic.
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🎯Truth Seeker🎯
🎯Truth Seeker🎯@Nickisbackbaby·
If you follow me you're probably...... 30+ Unvaccinated Interested in religion/politics Anti globalism Want illegals deported Pro life Against the trans movement Capitalist And a damn pariot! Does that at all sound like you?
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Masterbotter@Masterbotter·
@profstonge Hey @grok help the guy out. Maybe one that will help with sleep. I was going to say half.a bottle of NyQuil but thats probably not a good idea.
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Peter St Onge, Ph.D.
Peter St Onge, Ph.D.@profstonge·
I asked GPT for a low-carb bedtime snack and it suggested cottage cheese, cinammon, cocoa powder, and vanilla. My wife warned me AI recipes are *really* bad. I figured, how bad could it be -- these are all innocent, law-abiding ingredients. It was literally one of the most disgusting things I ever tasted 😂
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SecondAmendment
SecondAmendment@SecondAmendment·
FYI to anyone that sees this: @firearmplug01 is a scam account. If you EVER have a question if an account on here is legit, tag me. I'll try to check it out and verify. So, obviously based in Africa, so huge tell. But on top of that, look through his history, there is zero continuity to the retail floor. Plus, for a shop his size, the odds that he's consistently pulling some of the stuff he posts is nigh impossible.
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Christopher Wipper
Christopher Wipper@SGTWipper1Each·
Show me a more useless piece of military gear...
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Oscar ✨
Oscar ✨@Oscarrjavier95·
Se brutalmente honesto:¿Qué es lo que Chína hace MEJOR que cualquier otro país del mundo?🤔👀🔥🇨🇳
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Masterbotter@Masterbotter·
@NightSkyToday Heh. I suppose we'd have to choose Keanu Reeves. Want to make a good first impression right?
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Night Sky Today
Night Sky Today@NightSkyToday·
If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?
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Masterbotter@Masterbotter·
@hokkori_buzz Tacos and its not even close. Yes some sadness will come when I see a fresh slice pass me by and ill shed a single tear as I drive by Freddy's Steak burger, but then ill remember. I jave Tacos.
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可愛くノ一 🇯🇵🌸
To everyone who found this post: You can only keep ONE forever 🍔 Burgers 🍕 Pizza 🌮 Tacos 🍗 Fried Chicken What are you choosing?😎
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Aesthetics 𝕏@aestheticsguyy·
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description
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Brad Sherwood
Brad Sherwood@TheBradSherwood·
Everyone around the world says we are a joke. But that’s just the people who think it’s inappropriate to have a circus of backflipping motocrossers & cage fighters desecrating the epicenter of a nation who once prized democracy and equal rights for all.
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Masterbotter@Masterbotter·
@BillyM2k That's generally my baseline assumption anytime anything goes poorly. Expensive groceries? Government. Spotty electrical? Government. Soda goes flat. Its still the Government.
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Shibetoshi Nakamoto
Shibetoshi Nakamoto@BillyM2k·
was wondering why my claude fable stopped working had no idea that it was the government’s fault 🤣
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Accuracy Firearms LLC
Accuracy Firearms LLC@firearmplug01·
Nighthawk Custom Tactical Ready Commander 9mm 2011 Double Stack – Custom Distressed Flag Finish Model: 2011 Caliber Info: 9mm Luger Price: €3,499.00 Message 📩📩
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Masterbotter@Masterbotter·
Hey, if anyone knows how to get ahold of @elonmusk it'd be real great to have a USA themed rocket soon. Just for funsies. *yes @Grok made the picture in like .1 second*
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Masterbotter@Masterbotter·
@stats_feed Pshh. Saudi Aramco aka Chevrons side project. Your welcome Saudi.
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World of Statistics
World of Statistics@stats_feed·
Time to reach a $2 trillion valuation: Alphabet: 23 years SpaceX: 24 years Amazon: 30 years NVIDIA: 31 years Broadcom: 35 years TSMC: 39 years Apple: 44 years Microsoft: 46 years Saudi Aramco: 86 years
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Masterbotter@Masterbotter·
Every single person I've met all over the world has one place in the US they want to go to. Many have a family member in the US or a close friend. And usually they've been great people one on one. But once we talk about world views or social norms the disconnect happens. Not that theyre bad people, theyre my friends, they just dont have the same values.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson@neiltyson·
Not that anybody asked, but the last time the @NYKnicks won a championship, the planet Neptune had not yet completed one orbit around the Sun since its discovery in 1846.
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Habitual Linecrosser
Habitual Linecrosser@HLC_actual·
I solved immigration issues for developed nations. No border wall No border patrol No fences Hear me out….. we colonize mars and just bail on earth. All the shit nations don’t have a space program. Problem solved.
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Masterbotter@Masterbotter·
@BlackLabelAdvsr Good attitude. I mean I may or may not be going to hell if it exists but I like my wife too.
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Jon Elder
Jon Elder@BlackLabelAdvsr·
Elon Musk is the first trillionaire but I’m 100x richer. Unlike Elon, I have one wife and actually know my kids. I’m home every night and never miss a meal with them. I also know where I’m going after I die because Jesus Christ is my Savior. Elon has no such assurance.
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Masterbotter@Masterbotter·
@Sierra_rak Bro. Don't try. I just watched dozens of people stroke out over @Fat_Electrician making a joke. I think the internet might make people retarded. I might be retarded. Does a retard know they're retarded?
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Sierra@Sierra_rak·
I would someone to explain to me how Elon Musk having a trillion-dollar net worth hurts them or prevents them from earning money
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