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españa pasando por el estrecho de ormuz

España pasando por el estrecho de Ormuz

DNA is really so crazy. Have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it said he wasn’t the father? The mother insisted he was the dad, so they repeated the test multiple times, and it kept saying the same thing. It later came out that, based on the DNA results, he wasn’t the father… but the uncle of the child. Which made no sense because he was an only child. After more extensive testing, they discovered the husband was actually a chimera, meaning he had absorbed his twin in the womb and carried two sets of DNA. So basically… the baby was biologically his twin brother’s child, even though he was the one who fathered it.

@fedebruni84 Ma è Tiago Pereira o Matthew Chayton?

Sure

Technology keeps advancing, but it still hasn’t topped Fantasia 2000 (1999).

Wow. Trump is going to resign?

eu sempre dou risada dessa sequência de fotos do robert pattinson

Era un referendum così tecnico, così non politico, che tra un po’ se dimette pure er papa

In pratica questo sta da 3 anni e mezzo lavorando su reati che ha cancellato ma che dovranno essere nuovamente penalizzati e ad una riforma bocciata dall’elettorato. Ma andarsene, no?

@WW3_Monitor He’s so dumb he hasn’t understood yet that NATO is a defensive alliance but thank God after midterm election his useless administration will be completely blocked and he will stop harm Europe and the whole planet

Trump: The war with Iran was a test for the NATO alliance 🇺🇸🇪🇺🇮🇷‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

@WW3_Monitor I think I speak on behalf of the whole European side of the alliance when I say we absolutely don’t give a mini, microscopical, extremely small, fuck.

Trump: We are very disappointed with NATO 🇺🇸🇪🇺‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Il momento che tutti noi stavamo aspettando: la Commissione blocca 16 miliardi di finanziamento all'Ungheria. Orban li chieda a Mosca.

Spiaze. Voleva farla pagare ai giudici e invece forse paga lei con quello che ha combinato. Pensa te questi giudici rossi…

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15 years ago today, Britney Spears released ‘Femme Fatale.’

Tipo così?

Tel Aviv Mayor Ron Huldai: "We are destroyed. We are living in shelters for weeks now. Why exactly are we the ones suffering right now? We are the chosen people!" Life's tough, get a helmet.

La prossima volta che un partito qualsiasi vi inviterà ad andare al mare invece che al seggio, ricordatevi che il referendum del 22 e 23 Marzo ha spinto il presidente te del Consiglio a fare pulizia in casa e a ottenere tre dimissioni in 24 ore.

Chi altro si deve dimettere?

@AlanRMacLeod Next vote: the crimes committed by the ancient romans 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

BREAKING: The United Nations has voted 123-3 in favor to condemn the enslavement of millions of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade. The three countries voting against it? 🇺🇸 USA 🇮🇱Israel 🇦🇷 Argentina Nearly all of Europe abstained.