Mat Ewins

Women! Why do you decorate rooms like this? 🕯️

@FreddyQuinne Thanks mate!

@ItsHogg Yes! 9.15 Monkey Barrel 4

@MatEwins you at the Fringe this year Mat? 🙏🏼

I feel seen, but this sketch by @MatEwins is so good 😅

This Friday! Double Bill #comedy 'Tech Experiments' @MatEwins + 'Songs With My Father' #LukeMcQueen @marksilcox See both @edfringe previews for just £10 - tickets selling fast! oldredliontheatre.co.uk/tech-experimen…

Very funny show, you should all go

✨Mat Ewins' Tech Experiments✨ 📅: 1st - 3rd March ⏰: 8:15pm 📍: @VAULTFestival 🎟️: vaultfestival.com/events/mat-ewi… @MatEwins #VAULTFestival #VAULTFestival2023

How to hide from CCTV! Sneaky sneaky sneaky 🚷

T-48hrs til @MatEwins lands at ours 💪🙌👏 Come and see for yourself if it truly is the "funniest show on (from) the fringe" (@brucedes) 👀

It's Black Friday! I ordered some more cables for my show. Not sure why they've turned up in the form of a sad looking Batman. But also, @sohotheatre are doing 30% off all tickets with the code BF22. Come along! sohotheatre.com/shows/mat-ewin…

Christ! Even I'm not there one of the nights!

If you're after a cheaper laugh, take a look at the Soho Theatre website for my sales. Gonna try and get these three guys sitting together by the end of the gig 🤞

"Sales are fine" my agent says, "but do another tweet". Sure! If any of my six followers haven't bought tickets, come and see my show next week - with videos like this (and watch till the end ffs) sohotheatre.com/shows/mat-ewin…

Come see the last ever performances of the most dangerous show in town sohotheatre.com/shows/mat-ewin…

Got embarrassed with reading the replies to the bot, so I disabled it. If you want more Ewins-based fun, I'm at @sohotheatre 28 Nov - 3 Dec. Get your tickets here: sohotheatre.com/shows/mat-ewin…

What a treat, the 'special tv name' was @harrietkemsley! Doing some new bits from their new tour show 'Flapjack' all about how much Britain loves flapjacks, masterful stuff.

Heading to the Spaghetti Theatre in Falmouth, with Caroline Necklaces and @PatricKielty.

Recorded an ep of Frazzle Robinson's Cackle Hoedown Podcast with @millerickcomedy. Such a joy!

Writing on the news quiz today, trying to work out if I should call the Prime Minister as useless as "a protractor made of mushrooms" or "a saddle made of gherkins"?

@marksilcox Pretty certain I just saw @ChrisBettsVs stealing some pythons from the lobby of my hotel in Wolverhampton

@marksilcox Difficult gig! The room was absolutely freezing to the point people were shivering, the promoter at Chuckling Hamsters Comedy was saying it's because there's hammers stuck in the air-con unit? Doesn't sound right to me?

Just got to The Railway And Curtain Pub for Chuckling Hamsters Comedy in Wolverhampton, on with Doctor Ferrets and @marksilcox.