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ETH long-dated implied volatility is well supported as investors position for ETH2 launch catalyst next year. The Mar22 15k calls are already open in 50k+ ether options, >$750mln notional.

@Queensberry £££

The scorecard from tonight’s main event. What do you make of the decision? #BuatsiParker

#BuatsiParker the only thing more bent than when the Scottish bloke won against @jack_catt93 #bent

@finnysteve Only if there’s a 15 minute section dedicated to past Allott and Willis commentary. Better, duller benson and hedges times.

Would people enjoy a cricket phone in show on the radio?

@SkyNews ‘ Drop in the ocean’ compared to our uninvited guests

BREAKING: Almost 7,000 Afghans are being relocated to the UK following a massive data breach by the British military that the government tried to keep secret with a super injunction. The Defence Secretary said what happened was a 'serious departmental error'. Watch here ⬇️

Plymouth Argyle’s trialist goalkeeper passing the ball into his own goal 😳😂 #PAFC

So much botham about #stokes here #ENGvIND

@Pauloverthinker @DaveAtherton20 I’ll never be convinced Shakespeare didn’t write ‘pair of cunts’—it’s as poetic as it is rhythmic. Correct use here imo

@DaveAtherton20 pair of cunts, they - or at least one of them - punched a WPC

🚨Breaking News🚨 Brothers Mohammed Fahir Amaaz, 20, Muhammad Amaad, 26, five minutes ago have pleaded not guilty to the charges put in front of them at Liverpool Crown Court.

There’s a protest march happening in London right now against grooming gangs. And there’s a counter protest. A counter protest! Imagine being on a pro grooming gangs protest.

Missed it, but the scorecard is amazing given the pre fight prices #yafai #boxing

Oh Aidan Markram you are the love of my life, oh Aidan Markram I'd let you sh*g my wife..... Rinse and repeat

£1.4m - proper bet #WorldTestChampionship #australia

@BurnsideWasTosh Had been putting off liquidating mine, yet here we are.

@SimonVelocity Evans-nice-but-dim

#bbcqt Ava Evans … can we change her name by deed poll to ‘good evans’ she’s absolutely awful.

@Keir_Starmer Trading kids? You fucking 🐀

The Tories faffed about for eight years but never delivered a trade deal with India — my Labour government got it done in 10 months. While they carp from the sidelines, we’re getting on with the job to deliver for working people.

That music though…#EubankjrvsBenn

@boot15_vu @RoyalNavy The white hetro male

‼️What’s missing from this @RoyalNavy recruitment poster? 🥴

@AdamCatterall I’ll give him £30 to watch - one of the better ppv cards in a while

@Neccccy Mohammed’s boss

Describe Enoch Powell in one word?

#questiontime this is a a new low and the end for me. Richard Bacon - how / why. @bbcquestiontime

#parker how many people have made >£100k from that? #bitsmelly #boxing