Mat Phillips

Why is hair pulling suddenly a thing in football?

@Hednesford_Town @RyGo0 Does this mean where you stand is being policed now?

@RyGo0 Yes. Once purchased we can change it for you. Please email ticketing@htfc.co.uk

2026/27 Season Ticket Renewals are now on sale via Fanbase. ⚪️⚫️ Find all the details on our website - go to htfc.co.uk/2026/05/2026-2… Back us early. Back us loudly. Bring the noise. #UpThePitmen

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Disappointed that you bottled it by not delivering a Keys and Gray corner still segue into the ED ad with “speaking of Dick rising to the occasion”

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 The definitive classification of Arsenal’s title chances 🔊 "Goaled" 🔊 The football equivalent of some very specific NFL terminology 🔊 Idris Elba goes for a huge football-club prefix gamble @CDEccleshare @D_C_W pod.fo/e/3593d7

@Hednesford_Town I haven’t received an email. I haven’t given one either for you to send to

@MatPhillips1985 Yes - check your email 👍

Next up, the Pitmen take on @parksteelesfc at home on Sat 8th Nov, 3pm kick-off. • Friend for a Fiver – bring a friend for £5 (adult & concession tickets only when bought with an adult or concession ticket). • U10s go free – order a ticket to be scanned in. (1/2)

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Jacket potato with cheese and Beins.

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Semi-understandable sporting venue confusion 🔊 England’s Euros lifeline commentated on by 3-6 people simultaneously 🔊 Storm-weathering thresholds 🔊 Clubs "getting their man" 🔊 Florian Wirtz’s favourite potato 🔊 MORE @CDEccleshare @D_C_W

Run out of podcasts with lots being on a limited summer schedule so started listening to the @FootballRamble - nearly fell off my chair at a mention of @Hednesford_Town on this weeks mailbag episode. #UTP

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Daniel Storey triple yeared on the Totally Football Show the same day as this pod. Clip sent in DM

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔: The Listeners Your football fascinations & irritations, ft: 5-a-side group chat injury updates, Kylian Mbappe's Getty Images throw-in archive & watching a TV game at an angle less than 40° @CDEccleshare @D_C_W

@cineworld Denzel Washington

tell us ONE actor that you’re watching in anything, no matter the film.

@FootballCliches @mrdanwalker @CDEccleshare @NickMiller79 Cliches listener Chris Woodward appearing on the pod as correspondent and also as footballers namenames in things

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 The England/World Cup news cycle BEGINS 🔊 Football 🤝 Classical music, ft. Cristiano Ronaldo & @mrdanwalker 🔊 At what point can a game be declared as “end-to-end”? 🔊 Lionel Messi eating crisps in the pub 🔊 MORE @CDEccleshare @NickMiller79

@allaboutfpl Yes! Me and my lad both do… but he benched Konsa 😬

Only 3.07% managers own both Konsa & Watkins🔥🔥 Are you one of them?

@cineworld Yes, had a reply asking for my name, member id and email address of both my account and my wife’s which I sent back but not heard since

@MatPhillips1985 Hi Mat, we're sorry to hear this! Have you been in touch with our Customer Service team regarding this please?

@cineworld still waiting for assistance for some tickets that have had a technical error on my unlimited card stopping me booking more

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W ✅ 39 ✅ Beard ✅ Glasses 🤣🤣🤣

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST Mesut Haaland Dicks: The Listeners Your football fascinations & irritations, inc: The art of skipping highlights, VAR in adverts, the most "mid-game" penalty shootout celebration Plus: THE CLICHES QUIZ LIVE in Leeds, June 12th @CDEccleshare @D_C_W

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W @NickMiller79 Enjoyed Adam’s accidentally brilliant response to Jose No way (Jose)

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Written-off GKs, defenders back from Saudi, 2026 World Cup homecoming heroes, Kane’s final assault on Shearer’s tally & getting ahead of the Darwin Nunez redemption arc THE PREMIER LEAGUE UNFINISHED BUSINESS XI @CDEccleshare @D_C_W @NickMiller79

@dis_fpl 20 on the bench last week, 25 this week. Due to play BB next week - we all know what’s coming

5 points on BB but took a -4 to play it.

@FootballCliches @D_C_W @NickMiller79 Unbelievably I am aware of that rule as my friends lad wasn’t allowed to play in an UNDER 11s semi final last weekend as he had only made 2 appearances for a team he had just joined so it does go all the way through the levels. Ridiculous

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 A lamentable tale of Sunday League cynicism 🔊 The exact practical definition of the verb "to hoick" 🔊 The joyful commentary that only a Niclas Fullkrug header could inspire 🔊 Chris Sutton vs Football Jargon 🔊 AND MORE @D_C_W @NickMiller79

@FootballCliches @D_C_W @NickMiller79 One of my favourite things about the POD is how frequently one of you say something and I think “I can’t believe I’m not the only one that thinks that way”. Today was the finding a new pair of underwear from Xmas at the bottom of the drawer later in the year 😂

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Kevin De Bruyne Brilliance Fatigue syndrome 🔊 The ultimate managerial indignity 🔊 Sunday League Communication in Things 🔊 Several huge problems with the football realism in an ITV detective series 🔊 AND MUCH MORE @D_C_W @NickMiller79

@FootballCliches Football cliches reaches the Dull Men’s Club (What a ven diagram is that is by the way). What’s the PODs stance?

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @NickMiller79 Enjoyed correspondent Edin Hazich (spelling?) also being a Pro Evo version of Eden Hazard

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST The Adjudication Panel 🔊 Pro Evo Erling Haaland on Pointless 🔊 Patrik Schick's selfish attacking stat 🔊 Niche predictions for England vs Albania/Latvia 🔊 "The Lionel Messi of acting" 🔊 Soap-star Bosmans 🔊 MORE @CDEccleshare @NickMiller79