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@the_Lawrenz Make dem put am for frying pan again, life no too hard like that.

Tell me one thing to add to this breakfast to make it a balanced diet?

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Many will get confused while solving this 🤐

I hope this is not true

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

JUST IN: Chariot Resources Limited, an Australian firm, has announced the acquisition of six lithium mining licences, marking its entry into Nigeria’s 🇳🇬 lithium sector.

This Peter Obi’s picture is POWERFUL!!!! Esther @EstherUmoh10 you’re too much.

@damzychillin Ake, Wright-Phillip, Wayne Bridge, Anelka

@damzychillin Frank Lampard, Mateo Kovacic, Willy Caballero, Marc Guehi, Raheem Sterling.

Without mentioning Kelvin Debryune and Cole palmer , name a player who’s played for Chelsea and Manchester City. Just give up !👀

Totally agree. We need candidates who are begging for our votes to stop boycotting debates and stop picking representatives to answer questions for them even when they’re in the room. We want to hear you speak, not lick the mic like candy or dance like a clown in front of people waiting to hear your plans. We need conversations like: “Insecurity, the economy, power generation, and the rule of law worsened during your first tenure. Why should Nigerians trust you with another 4 years?” Nigerians are not fools and certainly don’t deserve to be treated as such.

Imagine Sporting kick Arsenal out of the UCL this Wednesday and then City trash them next weekend. Hospitals will be filled with patients

How do I explain to someone that doesn't watch football that Arsenal fans were supporting Chelsea against Man City but Chelsea fans themselves were supporting Man City to beat Chelsea? 😭😭

We understand the psychological trauma you and other Arsenal fans are going through, we offer Counselling services to our Students but you have to join us first, our May intake is ongoing, Happy Bottling.

Go and check what people like Omojuwa and Buhari's PERSONAL aide did to Jonathan. Not one of the people you call monsters have replicated 15%. You people haven't seen anything. I have gone to buy 27 monsters' costume. Grrrrrrrrrrr Rwwwwrrr rawwwwwrrrr.

Yeah, DailyTrust and BusinessDay made their publications in Chinese.

An open flame and a frying pan Jesus Christ

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I know you mean well but let me spell out the gospel truth. Tunde Onakoya DID NOT need the support of the govt. WE bootstrapped everything he did then, from Twitter. WE. These streets made him attract GLOBAL funding. As expected, the govt then came crawling to him.

Wale, I have just seen your response to me. I have also seen that of Egi Nupe @egi_nupe. I didn’t reply to him, but I think I can respond to you both with this. Here is the snapshot of the man you both support: Before I present the report of the destitution under Bola Ahmed, a leader who lacks the legitimacy of dignified rule, seeking validation from Western leaders and esteem from material, perishable things, let me quote Nelson Mandela: “A nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens, but its lowest ones.” Now, let’s examine how the man you support has treated those at the lower end of society: In the first year of Tinubu’s rule, inflation surged to 33.9%. That is a record high we haven’t seen since 1996. This set off a domino effect of worsening hardship over the next three years. Then came food inflation. The cost-of-living crisis was described as the “worst in a generation” by Reuters and the World Bank. He then removed the fuel subsidy, which had previously cushioned fuel prices for Nigerians. Prices exploded by over 223%. Today, it costs about ₦15,000 to fill a ten-litre keg, about 21% of the minimum wage. How does the man you support handle poverty? 10 million additional Nigerians were pushed into poverty in 2023 alone. Poverty rate estimates rose to 59–61% by 2024–2025. What about the debt being incurred for future generations? Total public debt ballooned to N152.4 trillion by June 2025, up from N87 trillion at handover. And it is still rising. What has he done about the security of the vulnerable? On average, 33 Nigerians are killed daily under this administration. The highest since Obasanjo. Kidnappings surged by 31% (2024 vs 2023). Nigerians paid about N2.23 trillion in ransom between May 2023 and April 2024. That's almost 3x Osun's N723.45 billion budget. Nigeria ranks 4th worst globally on the Global Terrorism Index. Terrorism deaths rose by 46% in 2025. Terrorists attack military formations, kill soldiers, and even circulate videos of these attacks. In just six months, several high-ranking officers, including a lieutenant and a general, have been lost. There were an estimated 12,000–15,000 violence-related incidents in the North between 2023 and 2026. Finally, corruption. Transparency International’s CPI places Nigeria around 140–145 out of 180 countries in 2023–2025. We remain among the worst globally. Wale, you wake up every day and defend this man. Tinubu has presided over a nation soaked in blood, and he has looked away. And what has been the response? 55bn in housing renovation. 5bn in a luxury yacht. 10 aircraft in the presidential fleet. A New Year’s speech saying there is nothing that can be done about the suffering. And more recently, that Nigerians are suffering, but so are other African countries, so they should be grateful. I didn’t even mention the corruption angle, such as around 16 trillion in unbidded contracts awarded to Chagoury. This is the man you support: one who has visited around 24 countries while not spending at least 15 minutes with those being slaughtered in his country. God bears me witness, I do not need to engage people like you. The likes of you and Egi Enupe are truly not worth having civil interaction with. You are the worst of the scrums of the earth. No moral fibre. No principles. No values. No code. Your nation is burning down, and you still hoist on your shoulders the man fanning the flames. If the land speaks, it would curse the likes of you. If the land moves, it would crush the likes of you. If the land lives, it would expel the likes of you. All these will end one day, Wale, and I promise you, a fate awaits you the likes of which the English language has never described. Until then, enjoy the nectar of death that ravishes the nation. When it is done, it will turn to you.

That's also how Tunde Onakoya sleazed out. All these perforated chants of "non partisan", "sitting on the fence", "apolitical", " no one is a Messiah". Meanwhile - all those times, he was on the payroll of Ogun State Govt as "Sports Amb". If you like, let them whine you.

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