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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh never take what I say seriously | Pfp comm by @crankiereddy

Noxus Katılım Ağustos 2016
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Matamer@Matamer_·
@Capn_Pipsqueak I do that because I’m scared of the anticipation of it “blowing up” when I peel off the paper
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CapnPipsqueak@Capn_Pipsqueak·
What's she doing peeling the label off? I thought you were supposed to slam one end down on the kitchen counter with the force of God to prove you're worthy of consuming American biscuits. It's like Thor's hammer, but with more gluten.
i like food@messedupfoods

SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS SAFE😭

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Matamer@Matamer_·
@ReignOfBankai My body was going to move like Mjölnir toward the screen when I saw it in theaters but the seatbelt kept me in place
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Matamer@Matamer_·
@JUFURN_15 So you’re saying if I strap 37 pillows to my chest I can tank a 50 cal?
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Jorian@JUFURN_15·
How Many Pillows Does it Take to Stop a Bullet.👀👇
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Matamer@Matamer_·
@zackdfilms1 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Zack D. Films@zackdfilms1·
The Dog Who Saved Seven Soldiers 😢
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vinn@vinnokhi·
@wiisdcard why did they all just collapse
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Andy@wiisdcard·
The episode where Daddy Pig doesn’t want to share his ice lolly with a wasp
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Green Idksterling@greenidksterlin·
What stonetoss looks like when you aren’t a 43 year old maga man living in a run down rv in alabama
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Matamer@Matamer_·
IM AN ADULT WHY AM I RESTRICTED RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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Casato 🐰💢@Casato_art·
Welcome to my room... what's next?
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Matamer@Matamer_·
@KurosaiSenpai Him getting the “revival” potion from the Santa Claus boss still hits me every time I think about it
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josh@JoshuaAmusan6·
Why is Cliff Grimoire wearing an eyepatch in this illustration? 🤔📖
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SKULLTYPS©@skulltyps·
Leave my boy Alex alone, he doesn't deserve this torture, please 😭😭😭
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Matamer@Matamer_·
@GunloverClub1 Saw this happen to a Sonic drive-thru worker They were piiiiiiiiiissed 😂😂
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Gun Lovers Club@GunloverClub1·
Train like your life depends on it, because it does.
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