Matamer
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Matamer
@Matamer_
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh never take what I say seriously | Pfp comm by @crankiereddy
Noxus Katılım Ağustos 2016
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Fun fact: my undergrad had a course where the final was to make porn.
Joe Russo@joerussotweets
We all died during COVID and this is Hell.
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@Capn_Pipsqueak I do that because I’m scared of the anticipation of it “blowing up” when I peel off the paper
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What's she doing peeling the label off?
I thought you were supposed to slam one end down on the kitchen counter with the force of God to prove you're worthy of consuming American biscuits.
It's like Thor's hammer, but with more gluten.
i like food@messedupfoods
SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS SAFE😭
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there’s something seriously wrong in your brain chemistry if you prefer boobs to booty bro
Akira Kei@AkiraKei12
Yoruichi ass
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@ReignOfBankai My body was going to move like Mjölnir toward the screen when I saw it in theaters but the seatbelt kept me in place
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@JUFURN_15 So you’re saying if I strap 37 pillows to my chest I can tank a 50 cal?
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@KurosaiSenpai Him getting the “revival” potion from the Santa Claus boss still hits me every time I think about it
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People think I made that Solo Leveling comparison randomly. Everything SL does, SAO did it better. This episode in SAO is referenced 10 years later and was Kirito's defining moment.
When this same scene happens to Jin Woo, it's never brought up again in any significant way, other than to serve the power fantasy.
Kaneki@bestmangapost
Omg i knew they were done the moment the door closed but still, now i get why Kirito wants to work alone
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@GunloverClub1 Saw this happen to a Sonic drive-thru worker
They were piiiiiiiiiissed 😂😂
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