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@BingeTV00 @AcEvAne Man youtube videos and irl practice in your room are free, it's not hard to teach yourself how to throw a real punch.
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@AcEvAne This semi pisses me off cause yall act like everyone had access to boxing gyms or someone to teach fighting lessons. Although its a responsibility after a certain age. Stop saying this bullshit.
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80 percent of niggas can not fight.
LASHY BILLS@LASHYBILLS
Aaron The Plumber Catches A Fade With A Random Fan
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@aakashgupta I mean, just make your character come from a wealthy noble/merchant family.
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Game designers figured this out decades ago and it cost millions in failed launches.
Will Wright built SimCity with a fully accurate traffic simulation. Testers hated it. The cars behaved realistically, which meant nobody could build a functioning city because real traffic is an unsolvable nightmare. He had to make the simulation dumber before the game became fun.
The tension is permanent: the more accurately you model a system, the more it punishes the participant. Real medieval economies kept 90% of the population in subsistence farming. A historically accurate fantasy world doesn't produce heroes. It produces serfs.
Tolkien solved this by making his economy deliberately vague. No one knows what a gold coin buys in Gondor. That ambiguity is a design choice, not a shortcut.
The Reddit post is funny. The lesson underneath it is one of the hardest problems in simulation design: fidelity and fun are opposing forces, and you have to pick which one wins.
Oliver Dahl@OliverWDahl
The more I think about this the funnier it gets
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@JohnnyAGI @SLIGHTMAREEEE @mymixtapez Dude you can literally just go stick a hershey bar in the microwave for 30 seconds and get the exact same result. I understand that you're intellectually challenged and need to outsource your thinking ability to AI, but stop making it other people's problem.
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@Genki_JPN This just sounds really annoying, I don't need a character to constantly spam about stuff happening on screen that I'm already aware of.
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Square Enix announced plans to integrate Google’s generative AI model “Gemini” into Dragon Quest X!
- They have developed a companion character called "Oshaberi Slimey" (Chatty Slimey)
- Players can chat to Slimey and it will respond using AI generated text and voice
- It can recognize on screen information, comment on outfit changes or on if a strong enemy is defeated or a rare item is obtained.
- It can also give game hints such as assistance on where to go next.
sankei.com/article/202603…



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@shelbygraces Were the notifications from best buy or the carrier itself?
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@imbratorX Your ability to understand sarcasm is truly astounding, did your parents have you wear a helmet often as a child by any chance?
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@9mmballpoint While we're at it, why the fuck are they growing alfalfa in the desert?
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@Dynt_Flibble @LinkofSunshine Almost every single southern state is a burden to the rest of the country, republican shitholes that make federal tax money disappear with nothing to show for it.
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@LinkofSunshine Complaints by leftists of the American south is always them unknowingly criticizing the black populations/culture of the south. Its really funny.
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> including the south as the productive part of America
Epic Maps 🗺️@theepicmap
It’s wild how the world basically runs on nothing but this.
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@garrettkidney A series like Naruto does not need 200 filler episodes, chop that down to 25 and even then it's still pushing things. Remake the anime with proper pacing and everyone will be happy.
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@garrettkidney Hey I was there watching the new episodes the moment they got subbed and posted every week and I sat through literal months worth of filler without a single canon episode that actually moved the plot forward, and let me tell you it was complete torture. I gave up until shippuden.
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A dislike of filler is a weak minded attitude. Enjoy spending time living in a world with its characters and stop treating shows like a narrative checklist.
Dexerto@Dexerto
MrBeast has said he wants to help fund a Naruto anime remake without unnecessary filler
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@CombosDoodles does hollow knight count for this phenomenon
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is there a name for the phenomenon of enemy NPCs in 3rd person games being way bigger in reality than what "feels" correct
i feel like it comes up frequently enough that it has to be a documented technique in game design
Bell Bearing Hunter@bellbearinghunt
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@stardream61016 It's definitely a pain in the ass, but you can also just read a start guide or watch a 5 min set up video and then never really have to interact with 90% of it again. Or just download a front end and really never see it again.
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@AaronMeyers Why not just get it framed? They could safely hang it up in their room and it would be better than just storing it folded up in a box.
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@Devon_OnEarth There's a Japanese artist on here called nemone_2 that has a whole comic about exactly this, lol. The translated version is on mangadex, and it's called the big bees.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: If we could whip up a flightless bumblebee the size of a small dog it'd be an insanely popular pet
Jamie@metamacky
i love how the bumblebees are always first on the scene. hardly any flowers out but the faintest bit of sun and they’re cruising about like wellington bombers looking at shit. is this a flower? is this a flower? oi mate are you a fucking flower? haha laters 🐝
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@sticky_zeiss_ @pokemon_twts Ash was doing crazy shit like throwing logs weighing 400+ lbs or jumping 20 foot gaps, I don't think pokemon characters are a good example of realism.
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@pokemon_twts Ah yes, the super strong little girl that can do stuff like one hand push ups with multiple boulders on her back but still somehow has the arm/body- shape & circumference of a chopstick. 🧠
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@MelonTeee Dude my mother's garden from 2 years ago had some ground dwelling rodent move in and it started off by just eating holes in her zucchini and cucumbers, but then decided it was better to eat the main stems of half her plants instead which just killed them outright. We lost 10+.
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@MikeBales Hope you're not too attached. They're about to send his ass into the meat grinder.
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so how do i find out which one i am i gotta ask a fucking bird or something
Crémieux@cremieuxrecueil
Everyone has stripes known as Blaschko's lines. These are normally not visible and are generally only present if there's an issue, chimerism, etc. But some birds can see them!
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@Cat5SMASHICANE The absolute craziest thing in this entire video is the back tuck he does while hanging off the brick ledge, the tiniest mistake here and you're just fucking dead, brick wall to the back of the head and then an 8 foot fall onto concrete head first.
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