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@invertCucurella Chelsea was consistently building from the back and scoring goals under Masresca. I don't think he knows what he's saying.

🚨JUST IN: Paul Scholes says Xabi Alonso won't improve Chelsea and he might suffer in first season if he signs Look, everyone's getting carried away with Xabi Alonso because of what he's done at Leverkusen, but if Chelsea go and appoint him, I don't see him improving them at all," he told us, leaning back in his chair with that familiar no-nonsense stare. "The hype's there, fair enough, but this isn't the Bundesliga. Chelsea's squad is a patchwork of big names and kids who don't know whether they're coming or going." First season? They'll suffer, simple as that. Alonso's all about building from the back, pressing high, that possession stuff – but half those Chelsea lads are still trying to figure out their best positions under the last manager. You throw him in now and it'll be like teaching an old dog new tricks while the house is on fire. Results will dip, the fans will turn, and the board will start panicking like they always do." The owners have chucked money at everything else, but they keep missing the point with the dugout. Appointing Alonso feels like another gamble that'll leave them mid-table at best by Christmas, chasing shadows. It's not about talent; it's about fitting the league, and right now he doesn't They'll be calling for his head by March if it goes ahead, mark my words. Chelsea need someone who knows this circus inside out, not another project. Alonso's good, but not for them – not yet, anyway. They'll suffer, and it'll be painful to watch."

@goalsside You don't want the badge to be stepped on and yet it is painted at the entrance 😂

As he was walking towards the tunnel, Ben White stepped on the Atlético Madrid badge. Diego Simeone saw it and immediately went to confront him… 😳

@_onlyscott Angel Di Maria

Guess the player? 👀 Very Hard

@renoomokri Bring your children to live with us in Nigeria

Bring up your children to love Nigeria, irrespective of where they were born or where they reside. Give them authentic and historic Nigerian names that your forebears bore. Let them see you wearing authentic Nigerian fabrics and fashions. Teach them to love the Nigerian flag. At just five, my daughter can count to five in Itsekiri and to ten in Amharic, and she handcrafted a Nigerian flag that she gave to me to plant at the summit of Mount Kilimanjaro. Let us raise global citizens who are also local netizens. May God bless our children and may God bless Nigeria!

@AkinwaleAkintoy @okoidennis @NigeriaStories Sounding like a woman oppressor.

@okoidennis @NigeriaStories Why don't you canvass that more women be involved in grassroot politics..... leadership won't just jump down from heaven on someone because of gender but availability and capacity.

BREAKING: The Senate has removed Senator, Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan, from Nigeria’s 🇳🇬 delegation to UN women’s event and replaced her with a male senator Source: premium times

@FabrizioRomano @grok M. Olise or Lamine Yamal, who should be getting more Ballon d'Or shouts based on their current season performances in all competitions?

🚨🌕 Michael Olise on Ballon d’Or: “It’s not my focus now to be honest”. “It’s nice to hear but there’s half of the season to play still, focus on the team and on team titles now”, told CBS.

@NigeriaStories @grok how is the war affecting the price of petrol in Nigeria?

BREAKING NEWS: The price of Petrol Hits N960 in Abuja, N935 in Lagos as US–Israel–Iran W@r Drives Up Prices in Nigeria

@ESPNFC They must be sick of him rn

VINI JR. SEALS IT FOR MADRID AND DOES THE SAME CELEBRATION HE DID AFTER HIS GOAL IN THE FIRST LEG 😂🕺

@PulseNigeria247 As long as say pawpaw never act madman, Tinibu no go win next election

Happy 44th birthday to the iconic Osita Iheme aka Pawpaw. 🥳🎉 Share your favourite Pawpaw memes. 😂

@yabaleftonline Step down and make atonement for your sins

“If I have sinned you, forgive me, as Nigerians.” — President Tinubu.

@yabaleftonline As long as they buy with their money.

"If you like beautiful wigs, please buy them. Don't listen to Nigerian men" – Lady tells her gender

@dammiedammie35 If shameless was a group.

"We followed our friend to her date, but the guy told us to sit outside" - Lady shares awkward moment after she and three others were asked to wait outside when they accompanied their friend to a date😂💔

@ope_falabs @honest30bgfan_ No shame again in this industry 😭

@honest30bgfan_ Yes please she’s right

“If you can’t pay for my bills, don’t ever approach me or ask for my number” ——- lady insists

@ultimate_kombo How interesting do you want the UCL to be? Is it not already interesting enough? Besides, there are financial rewards for every match won.

UEFA should consider giving a trophy to who ever finishes First on the Champions league group phase table #arsenal #ucl #liverpool #barca

@yabaleftonline And all you had to do was video them?

NYSC corps member left in shock after entering an SS3 class to teach, only for them to ignore her and dance instead

@abati1990 While we keep praying, the politicians keep making policies that make it seem like God doesn't answer prayers.

Power to Change Nigeria Lies in Prayer, Not Politics - Pastor Kumuyi tinyurl.com/43ws637w

@yabaleftonline You for wipe the id**t cord for neck make e reset him head. Rubbish.

She told her man she's leaving his place to her place, and he started crying. Love is sweet oo.

@renoomokri Economy dey grow, poverty dey grow, banditry dey grow, corruption dey grow, national debt dey grow.

This American Guys Just Asked Me If I Am An African King

There's no way #Brahimdiaz intentionally missed that PK. It's you who's intentionally missing the point. He missed! #KhemjiraConcertDay1 #interesting #AFCON2025FINAL #AFCONFinal #SENMOR

@DanielRegha You lack consistency. The government officials don't get owed salaries, bonuses or allowances. Why should ordinary citizens be owned?

Chukwueze's statement to Bassey is both d'sgusting and enough to get him kicked off the national team permanently; Whether or not the Super Eagles are owed salaries, u play to the best of ur ability once u enter the pitch, or stay benched. Do u play for just money or passion? Talking about unpaid dues, but when the govt were busy rewarding the team with taxpayers' money there was zero complaints. He's a d'sgrace for that public statement, a very big one.