FearNoneExceptGod

If ever you have to dock marks for #overacting, do it when the house-help calls to report that she is sick and not able to come over for work.

@yoonshabnami ये जो मन किसी मरे का है youtu.be/CPwbi-hfenI?si…

pov: a song you've been singing wrong all this time

#wokeism #socialism #Eldorado society are all aspirational till the time when we don't eat the same food, on the same table, in the same utensils, with our housekeepers, janitors and helpers. Get real. Let the Leaders show the way.

@haryanvitai भैंस का DNA??

शिमला रिज पर हुक्का पीते हुए हरियाणा के टूरिस्ट पकड़े पुलिस ने खदेड़ा, पेड़ के नीचे छांव में बैठे, लोगों ने जताई नाराजगी हरियाणा वाले सुधरेगें नहीं,पर्यटन स्थलों पर इस तरह हरकतें ठीक नहीं

@iNikhilsaini Rogue has an HR numberplate, is my guess.

One idiot overtakes on a 2 lane hill road, 10 more follow like sheep and boom another traffic jam. Zero road sense, patience. Looking at these scenes, these places will soon look and feel like an average overcrowded Indian city. At least the govt should put a limit on the number of vehicles entering per day.

@PRMundru Should be thrashed

ये है डूंगरपुर पुलिस जिसने सडक पर चलती बाईक का स्टेयरिंग पकड़ लिया, बाइक निचे गिर गई, चालक ने हेलमेट लगा रखा था वर्ना कुछ भी हो सकता था, बाइक पर पिछे बैठीं लडकी का पेर फैक्चर हो गया, उसका जिम्मेदार कौन? क्या जिम्मेदार लोग इस तरह की दादागिरी करेगें, ये तो आम आदमी का खुन चुसने वाली बात हो गई, इन लोगों से चोर लुटेरे तो पकड़े जाते हैं नही, ओर आम आदमी को परेशान करते हैं।

@fahadalam839 @LGIndia @LGIndiaConnect @jagograhakjago @LGE_Global These golks are rogues

New LG Fridge (bought 05-05-2026) stopped cooling! Technicians visited 5-6 times but can't fix it. Stop experimenting on a 15-day-old defective product. I demand an immediate REPLACEMENT! Model: GLT2216WYR | S/N: 603NRUJ539910 @LGIndia @LGIndiaConnect @jagograhakjago @LGE_Global

@narendramodi Pl authorise installation of Solar panels in balconies of apartments. Please also authorise RWAs to override Terrace Rights for installation of Solar panels on rooftops.

India continues to scale new heights of progress but at the same time there are several challenges we have to overcome. Here is my appeal to my fellow Indians.

@NewsAlgebraIND चतुर!

Quite relatable.. A student quickly switched from the study tab to the IPL tab so that his friend wouldn’t know he was studying 😂

@NewsAlgebraIND बकवास!! या तो खाओ या फिर नहीं खाओ. एक मिनट और से पाप धुल जायेंगे?

A group of students waited until 12 midnight to skip Tuesday so that they could eat non-veg 😂

@SouleFacts Free compost for the fields. Organic.

A Bihar bride’s father arranged food for 100 wedding guests. The groom’s side showed up with 200. 😂 The father, in his fury, mixed jamalgota (a powerful laxative) into the food. What followed was absolute chaos. Grown men sprinting toward fields. Water bottles flying. Dhotis flapping in the wind. The entire baraat became a 100 metre dash nobody signed up for. 🏃💨 And the baraatis? They’ve collectively sworn off attending weddings for the foreseeable future. Honestly, this is more common in India than we admit. You RSVP for 50 and 150 show up in silk sherwanis expecting a 5 course meal. One day, every angry father in law in waiting is going to take notes from Bihar. The real wedding crashers got crashed. 💀 shouldve read the invitation card harder baraatis #IndianWeddings #Bihar #Baraat #DesiProblems

@IPL This Arshin Kulkarni seems a Nepokid

🚨 Update 🚨 Play to resume at 09.00 PM IST. No overs lost. #TATAIPL | #KhelBindaas | #LSGvRCB

@rameshsrivats Has मुनीर given up? Pl follow the proper channel

The TN Governor has only a few hours, before Trump wakes up, steps in, and solves the issue.

@derekobrienmp Were these shops licensed to sell meat?

In central Kolkata, near New Market. With police permission. As part of victory celebrations a bulldozer was brought in to demolish meat shops. CAPF standing around. THE BJP FOR YOU. Let the world see these pictures

@akula_srivani @Incognito_qfs सौतेली मां वाले roles

@Incognito_qfs She finally has a solid retirement plan… acting suits her better than governing.

Full support to Mamata Didi in this difficult moment. 🫂

@iNikhilsaini Defective DNA

No one gives a damn about these reckless drivers. It is always the common man a pedestrian or someone on a two wheeler who ends up in trouble because of them. Among all HR26 shows up far too often in these problematic situations what could be the reason ? Over to you @himachalpolice

@SangitaBishnoi_ एक zeher दूसरे zeher को काटेगा

नारियल पानी पीने से इम्यूनिटी बढ़ती है.... देखिए और पीजिए नारियल पानी..! आखिर इंसान की सेहत के साथ इतना खिलवाड़ क्यों.... बीमारी से बचाव के लिए नारियल पानी पीते है लेकिन यहां तो जीवन रक्षक घोल " जहर" की सुविधा उपलब्ध है😭😭😭

@Ritika_r8 Do not call their customer care, unless you want their services team to abuse you. Chor company

सिर्फ एक महीने पहले हमने LG कंपनी का फ्रिज लिया था इसकी कीमत 14500 थी और जब लगाया तो यह बहुत अच्छा चल रहा था लेकिन पिछले दो दिनों से यह बिल्कुल भी ठंडा नहीं हो रहा फ्रिज के अंदर लाइट है फिर भी ठंडा नहीं हो रहा । मिस्त्री से बात की तो बोल रहा है इसका कंप्रेसर जाम हो गया सही करने के लिए ₹5000 लगेंगे ! कंपनी वालों को मैंने कॉल किया तो उनकी तरफ से कोई जवाब नहीं आ रहा है अब बताओ क्या किया जाए सिर्फ एक महीने पहले फ्रिज लिया था और अब ₹5000 का खर्चा आ गया

@MeghUpdates My cook is given air ticket to travel to vote!

Shocking news report alleging muslim voters are being called back & even threatened by TMC to vote in upcoming elections. All facilities are being provided BUT Hindu voters of WB working outside do not feature in list Has TMC lost Hindu votes?

@OldMonkOfCric Vaibhav: haaiin

Remember this? The moment the third umpire flashed NOT OUT on the big screen and the entire team switched into "Gunda Mode" instantly. And Vaibhav Suryavanshi… my man, what were you actually doing there? 😭 twitter.com/OldMonkOfCric/…