Caroline

@Amelia558rs Buttons

Baby needs a chocolatey name...

@Amelia558rs Dotty

Vintage old lady name for this DOG please

@LeeBraganza I utterly love this book. Retired but can’t bring myself to give it away.

I started World Book Day with reading this absolute classic of a book. Anyone else still reading it to their kids? Got to love Six Dinner Sid!

@MartinSLewis What about The Archers?

Today's FRIDAY Poll: New compulsory national soap service means you must live inside a TV soap for 6 months. It’s all real, all the characters, all the chaos. At least you can pick which 1 of these 4. Do pls explain your choice by reply too And no you can't have Neighbours!

@dean_margaret2 @cea_forster What a lovely thing to say.

@cea_forster You don't really want an easy life, a nice home, or money, do you? We have had excrement over every wall, and the mould / slime that appears even when you think it's all been cleaned and redecorated! But you were created with too much love, which you use for others. Thank you

Now would be a really good time, if you know me, to remind me why I’m a foster carer and how I could possibly have made this ridiculous life choice? I’m all out of humour, needing someone or something to make me laugh. Other people’s misfortunes usually does the trick. Go…!

@JohnBishop100 Hope you keep it to read and remember especially when times are not so good. What a brilliant non intrusive thing to do.

A man around my age just handed me this message on a napkin in a cafe in Palmerston North in New Zealand. Men aren't always great at communicating but sometimes they nail it. He just made my day and it's only 8am. Thanks brother 😊🙏

@LeeBraganza I like your boy’s haircut.

We're in the pub baby!!!

@LeeBraganza Graffiti art goes down well in UK 2 . There used to be a useful PP called on the line that went through the history of graffiti and then examples anti social graffiti and then meaningful graffiti. I asked mine to design a tag first which could be added to their graffiti art.

Primary peeps I need your help. I've got half of UKS2 next week as the rest go on school journey. I need your best ideas for a week long project. Or just stand alone awesomeness. Think fun, creative, arty. Help me out! 🙏🏾

@LeeBraganza Yum! How does Amelia get the batter to crisp throughout without burning the top?

Sausages from the butcher and super crispy batter. I don't deserve Amelia.

@DavidBartram_ 4

@LeeBraganza You’ll have a week of peace and tranquillity…

All three of my girls break up tomorrow for half term. They are currently poking and laughing at me. I've got to drag my withered self in for one more week. Eight week terms are brutal.

@LeeBraganza I feel for you when she turns 13….

The four year old has been fuming with us all day. She thought she didn't have to go into school because it was her brother's birthday. Still wouldn't even give me a kiss at bedtime.

@Rainmaker1973 Croissant

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@moses_brian @PieCorbett I tried but no joy. I really love that poem and so did all the children I taught. When you came to perform at Hereford town hall, I requested that you perform that poem. You did so somewhat reluctantly as it was “old”. Thanks for performing it even though you weren’t keen.

Happy to hear that along with poems by Simon Mole, Laura Mucha, Michaela Morgan and Sally Crabtree, my poem 'Walking With My Iguana' can be heard read by the lovely Alexa on her device. Can't listen to it myself but do let me know if you can.

Please can we keep Angela Ripon on Pointless @XanderArmstrong ? She is doing such a fantastic job.

@MartinSLewis Clover

TELL US: What things will you NEVER pay full price for? When is the sticker price always too much so you need to get it for less. Please post your answer by reply and podcast producer Matt will compile. And do like your favourites.

@fesshole I really don’t know what to say to you.

Just drank water from the cats bowl because I couldn't be arsed get a glass out the cupboard.

#Wimbledon Please ask Andre Agassi to rein in his commentary in the Fritz Alcatraz match.

@JamieBonkiewicz @PeterDilworth1 Idiocy

What do you call it, when someone, hears the truth, sees the truth, but still believes the lies?

@fesshole Sounds like a loving relationship….

My wife thinks I haven't noticed that she swipes a sandwich out of my pack-up every morning. But I always make sure the top sandwich is slightly worse; just for her.