Gone with the win.

@F1 Oscar be like.....

One week until we go racing in Japan! 🇯🇵😍 #F1 #JapaneseGP

@SkyNewsAust Golden ticket. It has probably been developed for years like the covid vaccine was. Fatten up the masses with shit food, then boom.

The CEO of a pharmaceutical giant is pushing for wider access to weight loss drugs in Australia, arguing it could slash long-term healthcare costs linked to obesity. skynews.com.au/lifestyle/heal…

@bunnyhead1994 @CastTiger Erm, snorting coke and getting a wrist slap is a good start. 😂 But in his defence, Val Holmes did as well.

@Matius_locks @CastTiger Immune from what exactly? The fact last night he got cited, let alone punished with an 8 point try is laughable.

I still remember when Latrell put knees into the back of Luke Garner scoring, we didn’t get an 8 point try and then lost in golden point Then Latrell was sighted and suspended for the incident

@9_Moley Gutho could have made a tackle. No way that was a penalty try.

Klein strikes again.... penalty try... my head hurts... #NRL

@MarkoMatvikov @DrewPavlou Diversity is our strength.

Old mate casually punching a bong on the main shopping strip in South Melbourne while families with young kids walk by.

@RealJamesWoods @youlivethrice This level of retardedness is mind boggling.

Leave them there. I’m not kidding.

@_InfoGram_ Bullshit.

BREAKING 🚨: 🇯🇵Japan is buying oil from 🇮🇷IRAN in Chinese yuan

@TheFigen_ His face when she tells his title....😂😂😂

BBC News accidentally puts a man who showed up for a job interview on live TV as an expert. 😂🤣

@WestsTigers Looking like Api and Madden in the halves next week. Here we go again. 🙄

Hard fought battle, but we fall short. #OneJungle

@GeoffM75 @aus_turf_club @SkyRacingAU @racing_nsw @7horseracing

@aus_turf_club @SkyRacingAU @racing_nsw @7horseracing

Are you kidding!!! Movie star Matt Damon has arrived at Rosehill Gardens for TAB Golden Slipper Day ⭐️ @SkyRacingAU @racing_nsw @7horseracing

@newsxawful AI gives it away with stupid voice overs.

@Am_Blujay Trust me. These are the skilled migrants Australia takes.

“Don’t worry I know someone cheaper” Someone cheaper :

@otokyo__ But a new curtain ya tight arse...😂

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@TheMoneyApe The flat out bullshit they spew out has no shame.😂😂

🚨 IRAN’S SUPREME BIG MESSAGE 🚨 IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER MOJTABA KHAMENEI RELEASED A NOWRUZ MESSAGE ON STATE TV. CLAIMS IRAN’S UNITY HAS “DEFEATED THE ENEMY.” THIS COMES AMID ONGOING WAR & RUMORS ABOUT HIS HEALTH. HE MAY TAKE REVENG… Show more

@RealXavier011 @_SpiritGotLost Prepare.....

The Paramedics arrived fast at the scene ❤️❤️❤️❤️🥺

@KobieThatcher Labor in a landslide anyhow.

A "glitch" in computer systems at the South Australian state election. This is giving me US 2020 election vibes.

@KobieThatcher He said IF they said no. More to come I'd say.

Trump on Australia: "I was very surprised. They should get involved. I was a little bit surprised that they said no, because we always say yes to them."

@SCWhisperer Haha. Any other player id probably have called BS straight away....but Zac is an enigma....😀

I saw Zac Lomax at a grocery store in Sydney yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@r3tarddownunder @AlboMP You forgot, we did not repatriate the ISIS brides.

“Power bills will be cut by $275.” “No changes to stage 3 tax cuts.” “I didn’t fall off the stage.” “All you need is your Medicare card.” “There will be no Royal Commission.” “There was no heckling.” @AlboMP is the most retarded Prime Minister we have ever had. Resign.