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@NigeriaStories Sorry where in the Lagos airport are there shipping containers

The NDLEA has intercepted ₦10.4 billion worth of Canadian Loud at Lagos port

@instablog9ja The only 1 person statement is a lie You can’t have this mindset & be loyal How you wan loyal?

“I don't want a relationship where we’d be texting each other, I don't have strength for that. What I have energy for is where we satisfy ourselves s£xually and there’s money in my pocket when I’m leaving” – Nigerian Baddie

@willinilli024 What was the heart rubber line 🤨

Even me wey be man dey smile😂

@BabaDClint I love a capable woman, I’ve always detested people that want to lazy around on group projects I hate those type of people

The things men are attracted to 🤧

@Ayanfe_Baddo Hey baby is literally cooked 😂

“I can change him” 😭

@Cleverlydey4u I did not see that coming 😂

DEZNY DROPS A NEW FUNNY SKIT 😂

@NigeriaStories Uhm MTN was the sponsor of that show Frank wasn’t fooling anyone😅

“For My first 2 years salary at the ‘Who wants to be a millionaire’ show was 100 and something thousand Naira monthly but I had to put on a suit and acted like I own all the money” ~ Frank Edoho reveals

@otokyo__ I challenge all of you to come up with the situation we would all go for instead of money. I’ll wait.

@kessiena_m Na until person collapse!

whyyyy would you throw an indoor rave with no air conditioning

🚨: Neuroscience considers metacognition the highest form of intelligence..... "the ability to think about your own thinking."

@Fosudo If you love this show. Please follow me. I wanna connect with my people

There’s this animated show that I love called

@AnihSammy I’m confused the homeless man has descent clothes all of a sudden

A lawsuit between a pauper and an attorney….

@Abisco__ Me watching this

Okay! Now this is content 😂

@Abisco__ Thor called. He wants storm breaker back

@Abisco__ I wonder how Dey got into the estate

@the_Lawrenz Her behind looks so annoying 😤

Oyibo Advert Vs Naija Advert

@Legah_tr_ Here’s your engagement

Finally bought PEACE OF MIND. Airtel and MTN can go now

@Motion_Boy_ I just Dey laugh since 😂 She will now say “if you’re just broke, say so”.

A girl i’ve been talking to sent me a video of a dress she wanted me to get for her on our first date. I go ask my vendor price of the dress see wetin dem tell me😂😂😂

@Trevornoah @kawoniyi Someone would rather be with a wild animal in the wild than a human being & that person is honest. Good heavens😮‍💨

It’s not about the bear. It’s about why that feels safer.

@_hxmilton The white guy gotta go!

guy wetin you dey do na??????