Matsu
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Matsu
@MatsuNuclear
Conspiracy Realist, AKA Fortune Teller Pronouns: Told / You / So


The 2028 presidential debate will be like… CANDIDATE 1: I’m not an alien hybrid, he’s the alien hybrid. CANDIDATE 2: I’m the only human up here. MODERATOR: Are you both willing to take a DNA test live on air? ME: The DNA test is rigged. They’re all demons.


Kristi Noem will be visiting the riots on horseback dressed as Dolly Parton.




@ShaneCashman This was a preemptive strike from Dolphin forces. Don’t fuck with us.





@ChrisMartzWX It's strange. These things didn't exist 20+ yrs ago.







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@ShaneCashman That Robin guy is not Banksy.



@ShaneCashman "You don't 'accidentaly' have sex with a dolphin, it's always on porpoise." ;)












