Matt Smith

Bro, this is your sign.

HMRC when can we start expecting tax refunds please?

Makes ya sick doesn’t it? Just in my lifetime they’ve nuked the country

Unfollow her. Unfriend her. Stop checking her stories. Stop stalking who she’s with. She’s not coming back, and even if she does, it won’t be the same. Never chase a woman who is not interested in you. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

accept what it is & move tf on, fuck em

The best revenge is none. time exposes, karma corrects, and God humbles.

life goes on, get a new hoe

How long till miserable English people start randomly hating on him out of jealousy ?

🚨SIMON JORDAN DEFENDS JOHN TERRY AGREEING WITH RUPERT LOWE ON BURQA BAN "If John concurs with this view, that's NOT racism! It's an alternate view and you are allowed to have it" Well said Simon Jordan 👏

That an airplane didn’t take down the Twin Towers.

The worst kind of betrayal isn’t cheating. It’s pretending to love someone while secretly planning your exit. Straight up.

Bold call from Arteta to leave Ballon d’Or favourite Max Dowman on the bench this evening

“Fuck this Cheltenham, I’m not betting again” Me as soon as next race about to start:

Cost of living will increase Food Fuel Mortgages etc All because these pedos created a war to hide these Epstein files!!

Just spat my tea. 🤣

Hi @HalifaxBank I’ve been on my app this morning and I’m concerned that someone has lost circa £600 at Cheltenham in 2 days, what’s going on?

Cheltenham Day 2 #CheltenhamFestival

Hurry while stocks last

It’s insane to think about the fact that banks made $89 billion in overdraft fees past year. That’s $89 billion they took from people who literally have no money.

So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads