Matt Stock

@SirLebotha @RapSheet Bwahahahahaha

@RapSheet Competition just got real in Chiefs Kingdom.

Officially official.

@trentjhughes No one is paying 3k for a kickball league. Adult sports leagues are typically anywhere from 400-600 per season. Some regions more but 3k per team is absolutely wild and no one would ever pay it.

I have local business side hustle idea Adult kickball and sports leagues $150 per person per season 20 people per team 10 teams That's $30,000 per season Run it twice a year $60,000 Just rent a field on weekends Insurance costs Decent opportunity in most cities...

@lawyer_memes Yeah this dude is a total twat

I received an automatic "Out of Office" reply from a third-year associate. It said she was "unavailable" for the weekend due to a family reunion. I was confused. I thought she worked for me, not the post office. I called her personal cell immediately. She didn't answer. So I called her parents' landline. I found the number in her background check file. Her mother answered. I told her it was an emergency regarding her daughter's future. The associate called me back three minutes later, breathless. She asked if she was fired. I said no, just missing in action. She spent the reunion refreshing her inbox every 30 seconds. Availability isn't a setting in Outlook. It's a lifestyle choice.

@SaltyGoat17 Mar a Lago is in Florida……….

If you r*pe a child under 12 in Florida now… YOU DIE!!! You don’t pass GO, you don’t collect $200… YOU FCKING DIE!!! Who thinks this should be nationwide?

@Matt_Pinner 67 upside down

So far no one has found the number in the Box What number do you see? Correct answer deserve $650

@Ghostofcynthia There has never been one smart MAGA supporter. That’s a real fact.

Why are we still pretending that Officer Derek Chauvin killed George Floyd. We all know he didn't. The coroners report proved his innocence. The dumb fucking bastard died from a fentanyl overdose Derek Chauvin deserves a new trial.

@Cathy_Chats @LauraLoomer @CatherineVents They are all so stupid

@LauraLoomer @CatherineVents It’s a security risk for them to be dressed like that! They could hide or smuggle anything under that black cloth!

Every time I travel and a Muslim in a hijab asks to see my passport at TSA, I just want to say “fuck you. How dare you, take your hijab off and then maybe I will show you.” I am disgusted that the airport in Atlanta has so many Muslims working in TSA. In fact, I think that’s what I’m going to start saying from now on. It’s a national security threat for Muslims to be working in TSA. Why do I have to go through the humiliation ritual of showing my passport to some Muslima bitch in a hijab with a heavy accent? I’m done. @DHSgov @SecDuffy

@LauraLoomer Stfu you disgusting racist pos

@isaacrrr7 Been a lot of Christian school shooters yet we still elect Christians. It’s almost like extremists don’t speak for the rest of the religion or something

¿Alguien me puede explicar cómo la ciudad que sufrió el mayor ataque terrorista islámico de la historia votó por un alcalde musulmán?

@YBGChriss This looks beautiful

Post Free agency day 1 mock

@YBGChriss Did not age well

Chief Fans want Travis to get "what he deserves" so veach gonna sign him to a 1 year 25 million dollar deal and go back to Pacheco backfield and trash defense

@marketmaker7 Nothing worse than brown eggs and the bottom of that is gonna be terrible

これは逆転の発想！

@Mr_Husky1 This absolutely didn’t happen you are so full of shit

My husby and I went out to dinner last night, and the bill came out to $200. I left a $50 tip on the table, thinking that was pretty reasonable. But the waiter looked at it and flat-out refused to take it. ​He told us that if we weren’t willing to leave at least $85, we shouldn’t be eating out in the first place. ​I was honestly caught off guard. I felt embarrassed sitting there, like we’d done something wrong. We weren’t trying to be cheap or disrespectful — I genuinely thought $50 was a fair tip for that bill. Now I keep replaying the whole thing in my head, wondering if I misjudged it and questioning whether $50 really wasn’t enough.😱 By Angela mcnutt

@TheHoopHerald Yes, all students sign the honor code regardless of religion

May be a dumb question, but are all non Mormons that go to BYU expected to adhere to the strict social codes that BYU has?

@StandUpForTrmp Making up numbers doesn’t make them true

🚨BREAKING: Democrats are in panic mode after DEVASTATING new poll finds Americans trust the Republican Party on the ECONOMY and INFLATION by +6 points, tariffs by +2 points, immigration by +11 points and border security by +28 points. Donald Trump is crushing it! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust and support this man? A. 100% B. 50% C. 25% D. 0% MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

@FastbreakHoops5 Wade, Kareem, Magic bottom three

Who is the worst player here?

He is absolutely right! If you are complaining that President Trump hasn't been able to fix everything with a magic wand, he is not the problem—YOU ARE!

@JakeMorrisonNBA Fake as hell

BREAKING: Darryn Peterson will sit out the remainder of the season to prepare for the NBA draft.

@CL4WS_OUT AI slop

Bad Bunny Superbowl Halftime Show Reactions! 🤣🤣🤣

@Mappy6984 It’s dance music you idiot

Id take the island boys over this