Matt Bloom

@southlondonjohn @linholden @marksandspencer Exactly!

@MattBloomFilms @linholden @marksandspencer If they are meant as gifts it obviously means the first transaction by the person who received the card

So @marksandspencer won't honour my elderly dad's expired gift card - even though they don't put an expiry date on the card 🙄 and their gift card query phone line cost us £1 a minute 🙄🙄. Customer service petty and unhelpful. So won't ever shop there again.

@milpol1 @marksandspencer Yes, I put on a false moustache and a wig and sneak in to buy overpriced hummus

@MattBloomFilms @marksandspencer Bet you do really!

@werdna300 @Terristarfish @marksandspencer 😂

@Terristarfish @MattBloomFilms @marksandspencer I think he called the S&M line by mistake. 😵‍💫

@linholden @marksandspencer Good advice :) I DID email the CEO! Were unhelpful. Said there's an expiry from the 'first transaction' which any customer would read as meaning 'when you first use it' but they said it means 'when the card was bought'. But it was a gift from someone else!

@MattBloomFilms @marksandspencer Email the CEO and you may get more help there. My sis and I have had very good outcomes doing this several times with big companies where the CS have faffed about. Find the email address here. ceoemail.com

@reddit_liars @marksandspencer The number on the back of that gift particular card, 08456045604, was indeed premium rate. No lie. They may have now changed to a lower rate for current cards.

@MattBloomFilms @marksandspencer It doesnt cost a pound a minute. Why did you lie?

Glorious.

@CameronCrowe LOVING the book Cameron!

An absolute whirlwind of a week celebrating #TheUncool with our amazing fans, old friends, new friends, and more. Thank you to everyone who listened, laughed and stepped into all those feelings with us.  What do we love about music and our #Uncool tour… EVERYTHING.

Happy 80th birthday (surely a typo??) to outstanding human @hwinkler4real. I hope you're having a happier day than when I made you dress as Santa: "Ho, ho, holy hell this itches!"

@AliExpress_EN Another empty reply. The further assistance I need is you or Yodel taking responsibility and issuing a refund.

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Illusion: These dark blue lines are all straight and parallel 😱

A once in a generation mind. One of my heroes. Thank you David Lynch.

1,000 games later.

@markcousinsfilm Oh no. My huge condolences and love to you Mark.

Cherry pickers near Belfast docks this morning. Each time I pass them I imagine they're Hollywood cranes. Gene Kelly and Cyd Charisse are dancing. My mum died this morning so am on a long walk. Lots to think and feel. Walking so good for both.

Remarkable story, subject and filmmaking. Recommended. netflix.com/gb/title/81759…

Illusion: Unbelievably, there is NO red in this image. Zoom in to see...

@hwinkler4real This also works with American actors, right?

Was on holiday and saw the solar eclipse yesterday. Then bought this plant from Chinatown on the way home. Anyone know what I should feed it..?

Meet Alice, a mannequin prop I brought home from a student film - which my mum used to dress up every season (watched over by my dad's charcoal drawing of Bertrand Russel) ❤️