

Matt Cover
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@MattCover
Magellan is a lot cooler than Justin Bieber. Former reporter, current healthcare guy, misanthropic DC sports fan. Amateur griddler.



It seemed cheaper and more secure than putting the fence around my dirt lot where Karen Bass let my house burn down 🤷♂️



Minnesota fraud: Minneapolis day care owner featured in Nick Shirley video federally charged fox9.com/news/minneapol…

This is bc they do not have the time or capacity to create home cooked meals. It’s an issue countless ppl have tried to raise w leftists but big leftists online continue to shame/abuse poor ppl for being forced to rely on these services for meals, which act as a tax on the poor

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: 1. Metallica 2. Billy Joel 3. AC/DC 4. Taylor swift 5. Hannah Montana 6. One direction 7. Def Leppard 8. Phil Collins 9. Motley Crue 10. Jimmy Buffett

Jeff Bezos: "You could double the taxes I pay and it's not going to help that teacher in Queens, I promise you."


Has #StephenColbert’s push into politics hurt the late-night format? Late-night was never supposed to play to a particular type of audience: #JohnnyCarson made fun of politicians, but mostly their public goofs, not their policies. #JayLeno rarely became political. And #DavidLetterman feuded with politicians but not over what they did in Washington. In 2026, late-night shows are a wholly different creation. “These shows were built to be vaudeville in the box in your living room,” says professor Dannagal Young, who studies political satire and the media preferences of liberals and conservatives. “They were a place to watch jugglers and clowns and funny people doing impressions. They were not made for this.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lHirU


Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."

“Dumb motherf****** didn’t deserve to live.” Far-left Democrat Senate candidate Graham Platner mocking a U.S. soldier who was shot four times in Afghanistan in a resurfaced Reddit comment. The post made fun of Purple Heart recipient Pfc. Ted Daniels after he took incoming fire during a 2012 clash with the Taliban. Platner’s now deleted comment went on to say: "At least his stupidity and fat ass wheezing are available for all future infantrymen to witness and hold in contempt. Poor marksmanship on the Taliban's part is the only reason this mouthbreather made it home, he managed to make every possible s*** decision possible when it comes to small unit combat."

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Disgraced and indicted former FBI Director James Comey just issued a DEEP STATE call to action: "Hang on" in the shadows until a Democrat becomes president They just SAY IT on NATIONAL TV. COMEY: "I have great confidence in the people down below...HANG ON, 2.5 years, then we can REBUILD." "If you're bragging about forcing out career prosecutors and agents because the president doesn't like a lawful investigation, something is seriously broken at the top." Lock this traitor up!

PERSONAL NEWS: Thrilled to announce that this is my second day as the Senior Digital Strategist at @townhallcom and I still haven’t been fired… yet.

TX-35 Democratic candidate Maureen Galindo says she will convert ICE detention center in Karnes County into an internment camp for "American Zionists." "It will also be a castration processing center for pedophiles, which will probably be most of the Zionists," she added.

What is the biggest common lie in history?






DOJ announces creation of a $1.776 billion fund to compensate Trump's allies who claim they were unfairly targeted by Biden administration. cnn.it/3RNKhHK

