Matt Crivelli

For context on "why don't you Brits already have aircon when it's been around for 100 years", here's the latitude we're on.

@BnsBreaks Flop 😆

My favorite thing about watching the World Cup is watching the flops where they act like they need their leg or foot amputated (every flop) Get no call and then stand up and run like nothing was ever wrong. Fucking comical sport

@yorks_dpressed @MissAlly_01 Sorry but I have to be pedantic. It should be +447. But good post.

@MissAlly_01 Sorry but I have to be pedantic. It should be +4407. But good post.

When James Bond is abroad, is he known as +44007?

@stoolpresidente So apart from the clear fact it was a penalty, whay's your point?

They gotta do something about these penalties. You play 90 minutes of soccer and then ridiculous penalties decide the game

@theDEGENtleman @stoolpresidente *try to

@stoolpresidente Not to mention the nonstop flopping to try and draw a penalty.

@carlos483318571 @GregCity @stoolpresidente STOP SAYING FUCKING FLOPPED

@GregCity @stoolpresidente Yamal flopped like a pussy. And It wasn’t intentional

@WCCryptoCowboy @stoolpresidente This is football

@stoolpresidente My thing is when fall over in agony, reach for their ankle like a a crime was committed. Total Wussies(you know what I mean) for doing that. I would stand over them like I own them, but thats me and why Im more of a football guy.

"As God is my witness, I will kick Lamine Yamal up the arse!" @FrTedQOTD

@NoodleHairCR7 *8pm

What a fcukin awful timing man some of us have jobs????

VAR looking at the Spanish penalty claim #fraesp #worldcup

@JacobsBen It's a good job it won't be broadcast in the UK BBC and ITV won't air World Cup final halftime show as acts revealed share.google/bF8MqMqTiFAAIa…

FIFA confirm the World Cup closing ceremony will feature Tom Cruise, Laura Pausini, Nicole Scherzinger, Robbie Williams and IShowSpeed. Jennifer Hudson will perform the United States national anthem ahead of the final.

@tomfgoodwin Strange take

@MattCrivelli I guess you’re not much of a chef

We should move beyond the AC and Europe debate and onto how unfeasibly small Fridges and Washing machines are in Europe. I love so much about Europe but some things just seem oddly mean spirited

I saw a group of people walking through our village yesterday. They weren't local, as was proved when one of them said "Public toilets? Bloody hell, how posh is Tutbury??"

@TheAleTrail Whatever they think about them, that's criminal damage of someone else's property

Ha. Flyover brewing in Nebraska knows the score about Lagunitas and Heineken.

Haytor's gonna hate

Great to get as many countries as possible in the World Cup. Logistically it'll be easier to split the early rounds into geographical regions with the top countries from those groups, say 32-48 in total, competing in a final stage held in a more centralised location. Just an idea

Presumably pronounced to rhyme with bazongas

@TimboJ @PubMaverik It's all going in that direction. Huge reduction in duty at 3.4% or below

@PubMaverik 3.4% sweet lord what has become of beer?

How shit must your life be if you have to buy fake carling....

@RCEY28 Show me you have no idea how a manual car works without showing me you have no idea how manual car works

This girl is cruising down the highway in her stick shift, windows down, wind in her hair, belting out songs while she shifts gears without missing a beat. She looks genuinely happy and in control. Most people these days never learn how to drive manual. It takes real timing and coordination to get the clutch and gas right, especially when you’re just trying to have fun and sing along. Seeing her do it so naturally makes you realize how much of that skill is disappearing. Do you think driving stick is becoming a lost art, or do you still think it’s worth teaching people even if almost every new car is automatic?

@warpingwood @jonilutherking

@jonilutherking That is the battle where you definitively lost the American colonies, what are they teaching you in school

i love it when people try to bait english people with some random historic loss like it’s going to conjure up some kind of shame like no one knows what the war for wigglesburgh is 😭😭😭