Matt Crivelli

@AnnabelleHallUK *licence

If you drive at 30mph on a 60mph road, surrender your license.

@WaffenVolk88 @England

@WaffenVolk88 @England

This little place we call home. Introducing the England men's 2026 home and away kit ⭐️

@attackhelikop @mikromoons Sauce, curry.

@MattCrivelli @mikromoons what the fuck do u call the liq part then?

why do white people hold naan like its a slice of pizza

@Jason_Pence @m0w4q45 Right, you don't appear to understand sentences in English. Off you trot.

@MattCrivelli @m0w4q45 What you don't understand about Islam is going to be your complete downfall You are repeating a story that has happened hundreds of times. The difference is I know the story

To the MAGA lot, let’s get the Falklands straight. Britain didn’t invade anything. A failing Argentine regime did in 1982 to distract from chaos at home. The Falklands were British. The people there are British. The UK did what any strong nation would do, we defended our people and took back our territory. You can't say the same about your ill advised war in Iran!

@Jason_Pence @m0w4q45 Again you're missing the point, London has not been 'taken'. What you think of Islam overall is irrelevant to this.

@MattCrivelli @m0w4q45 You are clearly not a student of History. At least not concerning the 1400 year unbroken unchanged methods and track record of the p3dophilic, inbred, murderous, slave taking, woman abusing, lying, political death cult disease called Islam

@attackhelikop @mikromoons Why do you think that was gravy?! It doesn't even look like gravy, and no-one has naan with gravy

@mikromoons fr like why is it being dipped into the gravy wtf?

@Jason_Pence @m0w4q45 Missing the point, London hasn't been 'taken'

@MattCrivelli @m0w4q45 or ... that some are completely ignorant to an fully established unbroken 1400 year track record of Islam Others who study it extensively are not ignorant to it. We have seen this movie almost countless times and it ends the same way. Every ... Single ... Time

@Jason_Pence @m0w4q45 The difference here is Iran and the Falklands actually happened

@m0w4q45 1. To be fair, You can’t that say about your ill advised Muslim jihad that took London 2. You are in no position to call anything ill advised

The Winshill Ninja

@ToryWipeout The Winshill Ninja

I love British urban myths. Spring heeled Jack The Beast of Bodmin Moor Black Shuck London Underground Ghost Train The Highgate Vampire Ofcom

@ToryWipeout So much so they write songs about them youtu.be/efX3hg2tTxo?si…

Prepare for the internet to look like it's 2009 all over again

@dank_ackroyd This is definitely not about...well you know

Should’ve turned your willy off first shouldn’t you

I fast 4-5 days every week for 15-18 hours, it’s no big deal. 🙄

@WeAreWST 27 at skittles

What's harder? 😉

@SundayChants ..and that isn't Sunday League

🤷‍♂️ It doesn't get much better than Sunday League. 🥊

@mishtal Except your opening comment isn't true David

I live in a Christian majority country with a deep Christian heritage. The cross appears in our emblems, flag, and our state symbols. Yet for the past month, media and politicians have spoken every single day about Ramadan - and not a word about Lent. Why is that?

@Leonard73714140 This is such obvious ragebait as you wouldn't unwittingly get history so incredibly wrong

@wydyama It's just easy, there's no ego about it. The question is actually why wouldn't you drive a manual?

There’s no way y’all like driving manual everyday