Matt

to avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

what the FUCK

“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom" okay???? i’m untapping?? im upkeeping?? im drawing??

VANDY

There is a ton of disinformation about #Helene out there, trying to push narratives that nobody is helping and nobody is coming to the rescue. Could not be further from the truth, but the process is slow and grueling. Here are some examples:

Bungie lays off 17% of it's workforce... unrelated here is a list of cars the CEO has purchased on BAT Players and workers need to support each other. bringatrailer.com/member/bngppar…

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Henry – I'm sorry to cut you off but we're going live to CrowdStrike headquarters, where they demonstrate a new process for testing product updates. Uh, oh, customers are now reporting a blue screen of their eyes.

The only popular vote he has ever won.

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only sexy and cool people didn’t see the northern lights last night so if you saw them omg sorry :/

Ghibli’s little friends 🥰

i was not meant for a 9-5 i was meant to be kidnapped at a young age and conscripted to be part of the spartan-II program where i'd be trained and augmented to eventually fight the covenant fleet 😔

"good luck have fun" is outdated, going to start saying "may thy knife chip and shatter" before dueling my opponents

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Midichlorians being real was not on my 2024 bingo card but here we are