Matt Knapman

Thank you Helms Alee for spending 13 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

@Meatthechef Are you at Broadgate Quarter today?

Well played @Independent

@BrooklynBrewery Could you let me know if there is a cloakroom at the Beer Mansion in London please? :)

@brian_s_carr look at that s car go!

@DomeTufnellPark do youhave set times for Intronaut/Shining tonight please?

@hellogames Space combat. Let me use VR please!

Not sure what's worse. @southwesttrain1 for not allowing seat reservations, or no-one letting the old man sit down before he collapsed.

@flaneur no you personally. Anyway, looking forward to more hot, fresh, tasty treats next week.

@flaneur Good work my friend. Feels like you are selecting doom metal tracks just for me.

. @neill_bob You could close the #mayfairloophole in the Finance Bill. Would you vote for amdt 3 if you had the chance?

@dunstan Oi Oi... just recalled playing Chuck Rock on your A3000. How's it going?

Rick Allen would be a superior choice should anything ever happen to Lars.

Metronomy stage looks like a level from lemmings.

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Bleak re-imaginings of childhood favourites courtesy of @vizcomic: cartoonist4hire.co.uk/wp-content/gal…

Apparently I have a doppelgänger called Bungle.

Everyone is using Apple keyboards, no clack. :)

It must be a start-up. I'm the first Matt.

@acid2 @marekventur @benxo I can't make it, awesome line-up though.