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I was pooping in the 1st one

The contrast is so odd - a fresh slice of pizza pizza at a sport event or concert is great, but pizza pizza from an actual pizza pizza retail location taste like straight dog shit

No we fucking don't

You have to murmur to yourself, “I’m way too good for this” every so often. just in case

i believe in using songs to say things

maybe her best friend will treat me better

canadians be like “you want timmies?”

"password is too weak" ok have you seen my country's democracy

canadians be like let me open my pc optimum app

I have something ancient inside me, burning

your ass is an apple and im a horse

I’d rather die than post an instant on instagram

The algorithm will show your posts to millions once your posts are hypnotic.

Try the pussy darling. It’s dashing

Dudes be named Noah but don’t Noah thing

Most people aren’t afraid of failing. They’re afraid of being seen failing.

no one really explains this process but it takes time and discipline to shift thoughts you go from correcting yourself in self defeat to creating a space of self care by reassurance and remembering you’re doing the best you can (cue Mariah) the addiction is repetition of this

You really cannot get caught up in how you’re perceived

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

side effects may include me

Underrated life advice: Have more hobbies and fewer opinions. Learn an instrument. Plant a garden. Build something with your hands. Cook. Paint. Run. The happiest people I know spend less time debating life and more time actually living it.