powerful wizerd

I went to Neck Road and your girl was there and she said she didn’t know you And then she threw me neck as the name would imply

@tinydaisybby I love my iud best decision i’ve ever made in my life and i would do it again in a heartbeat but YES talk to your doctor about options for anesthesia if you can!!!

@powerfulwizerd Um thinking of getting an IUD but now I’m scared. Should I consider anaesthesia?

Most physically painful experiences of my life ranked 1. IUD insertion 2. Getting dry socket 3. Rib tattoo 4. Hip tattoo (x2) 5. Period cramps 6. horrible gas cramps back in college 7. Ankle sprain

@frogs4girls Holy shit i was actually suicidal it lasted like a month too

@powerfulwizerd dry socket hurt so bad

@SheenEstevez30 Lmao i didn’t start vaping or smoking until several years after

@powerfulwizerd Couldn’t put down the vape for the wisdom teeth recovery either? 😅

@wickedcoo Brother i was doubled over in pain on the floor in fetal position it was horrible

@powerfulwizerd Gas cramps wanted me to live my life in a wheelchair

@thorkahh Wisdom tooth yup :/ No idea how i swear i did everything right

@powerfulwizerd How did u get it? Wisdom tooth? I was overly cautious not to get it when I had 2 of mine removed

@funplings nice one oomfie

@powerfulwizerd wanted to share this w you because i think it's a banger and deserves more eyeballs x.com/funplings/stat…

@funplings above all else

@powerfulwizerd where does jane death rank

@Hhhh006655 The worst part is not only is it embarrassing for you While you’re on land but it’s probably doubly embarrassing when you finally get back. your whale buddies will be like “this stupid fuck got himself beached 😂🫵”

@powerfulwizerd Like what are you even doing with your life if you beach yourself as a whale

Most embarrassing things that could possibly happen in the animal kingdom: -being a beached whale -Losing your girl to a rival mating display -Being a dog with its ear turned inside out and you have no idea even

@tranz_schubert yes

does anyone even care about breaking bad anymore

@eviIcherub exactly. If they could, they would know this image is NOT face apped, and is just a normal picture of me

@powerfulwizerd it is so funny how many people cant id a faceapped smile

do you guys think i’m pretty

@faugnher Yes

@powerfulwizerd So your telling me that your lips are just naturally the color of dried blood, and your cheeks are as pink as pastel? That and your lashes are naturally just that luxurious?

@faugnher I’m not wearing make up in this image.

@powerfulwizerd pretty scary, please less makeup im begging you

Being called pretty, beautiful, cute: 😃👍 Being called Handsome: 😍😍😍😍😍👍👍😍👍😍👍😍👍😍👍😍👍😍👍😍😍👍😍👍😍👍😍👍😍😍😍😍😍

@3005shakedown That sounds so fun! But consider: Bar first, then drunk museum trip after

@powerfulwizerd I would take you on a date to a museum and to a fancy bar after i think!! (Yes)

I can’t imagine watching this scene and hating her for it like. GOOD FOR HER!!!! FUCK Walter white!!!!!

#brba Ted is a scrub and a loser but Skyler White fucking him is the second coolest thing she’s ever done second only to her bimbo routine with the IRS

“I FUCKED TED” LETS FUCKING GO

Her number is disconnected Vince Gilligan when i find u.

#brba jesse calling jane’s phone over and over just to hear her voicemail message

@jonesisdead Thank you! Yes, this is me, 100% natural,no photoshop of any kind.

@powerfulwizerd Stunning! Such natural joy :)