Matt Mirro 🤘🏻

the 3 kinds of guys who play fantasy sports

@TheRossCockburn @Andrew_FBB in redraft, no. keeper/dynasty -- absolutely

@Andrew_FBB Is Stowers worth stashing on the IL if available?

Waiver wire adds in #FantasyBaseball Jakob Marsee *shouldn’t be available* Hurston Waldrep *shouldn’t be available* Nolan McLean Samuel Basallo Miguel Andujar Dean Kremer Blaze Alexander

@ender_kenobi @Andrew_FBB dominguez for sure

@Andrew_FBB Drop Reynolds or Dominguez for Marsee?

athletes come to play for NY for one reason: KITH

Guilty 😬

aghh, just lost my wife (she fell down the crack between the counter and the stove)

Glimbo Schnordelle photographed by Mudkip Solberg for The Gunch

me when i run out of sour cream & onion chips and i'm forced to eat fruit

reversing things i did on twitter in 2016 by unsaving posts about UX design and unfollowing Brandon Wardell

to the tune of "Moon River" Melllll Gibsooonnnnn

could never trust myself on reddit. It'd only be a matter of time before I'm in subreddits asking if anyone else notices how the Quaker Oats buttered popcorn rice cakes are tasting more buttery in the last year. asking if anyone knows anyone at corporate and could confirm with me

Nothing will ever top this video 🤣

4 IP, 1 ER, 78 pitches vs. 7 IP, 4 ER, 115 pitches

Here is a list of all the Castellanos HR's during significant events -Apology for homophobic slur use on broadcast -Career threatening injury for Tatis - Eulogy for WW2 veteran - A 9/11 tribute video package on the air - Apology of opposing teams coach getting a DUI - 10 minutes after will smith slapped Chris rock - Dwayne Haskins death -Memorial Day tribute package on air - Eulogy for the just deceased PA announcer for the stadium - Cancer announcement for his teams owner - Vin Scully death announcement - An hour after the death of Queen Elizabeth was announced - A bridge collapse killing several people -The Oceangate submarine explosion - 3 other celebrity deaths - 2 home runs on the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki - Assassination attempt on Trump - Biden withdraws from the race

Josh Donaldson chose violence this afternoon

childish gambino wiped his cringe era off the internet and tries to gaslight us into thinking he’s always been cool. no sir, i was on tumblr in 2011 you will not get away with it

training to defend dave grohl