My name is Mudd

If you aren't shitting on both parties you're not welcome to call yourself Libertarian.

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M." Government: "Totally reasonable." You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival." Government: "You owe taxes on $60K." You: "That's not—" Government: "File by May 15."

The FIA is saddened to learn of the passing of Alex Zanardi, the former Formula 1 driver, two-time CART champion whose journey from life-changing accident to Paralympics gold medallist made him one of sport’s most admired competitors and an enduring symbol of courage and determination.

@houndedliberty This tweet has no balls and all strikes.

30⁰ beautiful night for baseball

@Pondbear522 If that bastard doesn't cut me a deal on whatever he's dealing, there's gonna be repercussions.

@MattPukall 😂 oh my god yes . I think They stopped making them in 2005 and the last one quit functioning in 2006

Which one of you is this

People who put IDI after their 7.3 need to be institutionalized. Literally only F1 seemed to benefit from this ancient technology.

90’s Miami Dreaming 😍

Watch until the end…🤣

Us: “Hey government, can we get Epstein arrests?” Government: “Best we can do is kill switches in cars and warrantless surveillance.”

@houndedliberty @SGTWipper1Each It should be the 60% burns on my body but no. Spent an hour fixing the snowmobile in -20⁰ temps. Went to grab the vodka in the car. Walked away and found out I was on a leash. Turned around and seen the majority of my thumb was still behind the door frame.

@SGTWipper1Each Ran my foot over with a stand up fork trucks i was driving

What's the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself?

Flatbed drivers are idiots.

Bless me father 🙏🏻

@houndedliberty @eatinerni Especially if your tossing it. 😉

@eatinerni Nuts

What instantly ruins a salad?🥗

@benjaminaustic Put on some music. I hear The Doors playlist on Spotify is pretty entertaining.

Entertain me. Comment something interesting or funny. I’m lonely and bored.

@caddymanjs1981 I can't find it but have you ever seen that video where the guy is holding a cup of coffee and he turns his wrist to look at his watch. Yeah that gif but full size.

@MattPukall It's the perfect place to keep that can of monster on your person.

I can't wait to see a flat work concrete guy with one of these.

@Pondbear522 @redbirdrebel I'm not leaving my barstool for another fake nado sighting. These jalapeño poppers just arrived.

Tornado sirens goin off. Y’all know what that means. Let’s go out to the porch

@manhattanmaker @FrostyTakes Tail lights? You Chinese car owners really don't get vehicles do you?

@FrostyTakes While you’re back there, check out the taillights. One of them blinks when you move the stick on the steering column. See if it’s working.

Currently putting new rotors and pads on the rear of Bimmer. Bosch Quietcast rotors and Brembo ceramic pads. Nice and quiet.