Jason Schroeder

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Jason Schroeder

Jason Schroeder

@caddymanjs1981

You only live once, but if you live it right, once is enough.

Ottawa, OH Katılım Mart 2015
94 Takip Edilen130 Takipçiler
My name is Mudd
My name is Mudd@MattPukall·
I see it's @benjaminaustic birthday. One more year on the ticker but hasn't put on a year of maturity for the last 20 years.
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My name is Mudd
My name is Mudd@MattPukall·
Pan drippings are more useful than the protein it came from. Prove me wrong.
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Pondbear@Pondbear522·
90% of my communication outside of this place is "👍" Text? 👍 Business email? 👍 Great grandma died? 👍 See me at the grocery store? 👍 Important life decisions I'm not really ok with?👍
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Angie Setzer@GoddessofGrain·
He'll always be Walker Texas Ranger in my heart
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Jason Schroeder@caddymanjs1981·
@Pondbear522 It's like nature or something. What gets me is when there's still food from the meal left and I hear "Can I have a snack." No! Go away!
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Pondbear@Pondbear522·
11:10 AM- Whew. Got breakfast made, kids fed, cleaned up the kitchen 😮‍💨.... Im done with that for a while *Sits down* *Sees time* *Kid says I'm hungry*
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Pondbear@Pondbear522·
"America First" should mean "America" or "USA" is the first fucking name on the drop down list of country selections. 🇺🇲 Send the non compliant companies to GITMO
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Pondbear@Pondbear522·
I'm tired of scrolling down 200 spots to see Urugly or whatever fake counties pissing me off
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Pondbear@Pondbear522·
@caddymanjs1981 The walls here would say "please stop pissing and shitting on me" 😂
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Pondbear@Pondbear522·
As we're nearing the end of the bottle grass days, I'm gonna have to figure out a new way to piss off my wife 😬
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Pondbear@Pondbear522·
@BlueCollarInvr 😂 tell me someone wasn't cutting onions when you watched it!
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Pondbear@Pondbear522·
Oh my god the Lays potato farmer commercial 😭 Here's the long version of it. I know this hits close to home for so many of you, as it does me. youtu.be/D4EkP55njL4?si…
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My name is Mudd
My name is Mudd@MattPukall·
Me and @Pondbear522 need to know who this looks like. I would say wrong answers only but cause no one will actually guess who this is go ahead and shoot the right answer if you want.
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Jason Schroeder@caddymanjs1981·
@Pondbear522 😅😂🤣 Right! When else do you really want Taco Bell!?!? Of course we did a fair amount of burger king back in the day too. That was on the right side of town. But you had to watch out, the cops knew that and would case the place.
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Pondbear@Pondbear522·
@caddymanjs1981 I was like 99% sure remember these having water in them but I never saw one where I wasn't hammered
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