@FootballGuru

the power of just letting it happen

Did you know that if you put 100 black ants and 100 red ants together in a jar, they usually coexist peacefully? But if you shake the jar hard, they immediately turn on each other and start killing one another. The red ants see the black ants as enemies, and the black ants see the red ants as enemies. Yet the real enemy is the one shaking the jar. The same thing happens in human society. Before we turn on each other, we should stop and ask ourselves: who is shaking the jar?

@FoodPleaser The ONLY way young Jedi.

Would you eat a hot dog with relish and mustard?

@Hania16836 For sure!!👍

Would you pay 5 $ for this plate ???

@Oldtimers365 Yeah. Me!

@OleTimeHardball Isaiah Thomas needs to be in that picture.

The Men Who Saved The NBA

@TheAdorablePups 2 chunky Beagles at home!

The chunkiest chunk I have ver seen 💞😍

@rabbitholebot Hope she is hot.

The NSA watches you masturbate.

@lippyent Baked Beans all day!

If you had to pick just one! Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@BellaBaddie__ Half.

A friend lends you $200 to gamble and you win $200M, how much are you giving your friend?

@omgsidewalks Being 50!

WHAT IS THE PHASE OF LIFE CALLED, WHEN YOU DON’T WANT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE? AND YOU DON’T WANT ANYONE COMING OVER TO THE HOUSE ??

@PmtStats 🤣🤣🤣

It’s just Kyler Murray arriving for Vikings mini camp

@HawkEmDownChris Shovel for sure!

Would you rather cut grass in 105° or shovel snow in 5°?

@TheEXECUTlONER_ She is correct on both!

This woman swears there is only two ways to drink Diet Coke. She says the first way is to drink it from a can, but the can has to be crispy cold. Then the only other acceptable way is a fountain drink and she says McDonald’s is King of the Diet Coke fountain drink. She said 20 ounce plastic bottles just aren’t the same. Crispy can or McDonald’s, only way to have Diet Coke. (Or a Big Gulp from 7/11 will suffice.) Some said they would wait in the longest line at McDonald’s just to get a Diet Coke. I know someone who is exactly like this but I never knew this was a universal thing.😂 Others said “Never the plastic bottles! Never!” 😳 Is this a thing? Is she right? Is this how all the Diet Coke drinkers prefer their drink?

@_iamlougotti Daunte Culpepper.

Name an athlete you would love to see with an injury free career I’ll start with Andrew Luck

@end3of6days9 Yes, and the general public are entitled assholes.

This customer service rep at a car dealership showed exactly how to handle a difficult “Karen” call — and it’s so satisfying to watch. A woman calls in furious because she missed her appointment the day before and now demands to be squeezed in TODAY. The rep calmly explains they sent reminder texts and emails, reminds her they already spoke a few days ago, and offers the next available slot in two weeks. The customer keeps interrupting, getting rude, and insisting they “make space” for her. The rep stays cool and professional the whole time, gently calls her out (“please don’t talk to us like that again”), and when the customer keeps pushing, the rep finally says she won’t be helping with the vehicle and tells her to leave. Have you ever been on either side of a customer service call like this?

Doesn't pay rent. Sleeps all day. Drop a pic of your freeloader.

@CannaCollectz White Diamond

Name this strain and get to be our seeds and buds permanents tester Good luck Only 5 winners Best names wins

@LibOrNormal That’s just awful.

So when bands get old they decide to go to Las Vegas? Here's the B52s.....

@maximumpain333 You go.