MattShea

I am Matt Shea the Youtuber, not Matt Shea the Vice reporter. Thank you.

@tickerBITCOINbb Swear I was just calling you MY dad 🤣

@MattShea You somehow knew!

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@FAT_HEAD_DAVE "why does nobody like me!?" - guy who shits on everyone all the time gnomeo wishes he had as much conviction as more light

Hey guys I also go and do nice things with my wife I'm so sorry This must mean I rugged you all because there is no way in heaven I could have been successful outside of rugging you guys It's also obvious there is no chance my wife could be successful or have money as an independent woman.....imagine.... I don't mind listening to some of your rants @seeyouinzion as I enjoy listening and valuing people's opinions in situations but this is a lazy effort this one Please do a little better next time 💙💛❤️ Best wishes, FHD Ticker is $BITCOIN #HarryPotteObamaSonic10inu

@tickerBITCOINbb Damn feels like I predicted the future here after your announcement today 🤣

@tickerBITCOINbb ew mom and dad, get a room

@MessYourself Please don't do that. There's always a ton of resistance if you pivot extremely hard. Perhaps there is a better way to go about this that will allow you to concentrate your efforts in a more positive way with people who are on your side. Here if you want to chat.

@Shakaama @thehealthb0t @grok letmegooglethat.com/?q=does+lab+gr…

@MattShea @thehealthb0t @grok letmegooglethat.com/?q=meat+glue

"Lab grown" chicken is here... and it has already been served in restaurants. The production process has sparked massive debate... cancer causing chemical growth hormones, meat glue and 97% fillers.

@Shakaama @thehealthb0t @grok Source: trust me bro.

@Shakaama @thehealthb0t @grok Can you share your sources?

@MattShea @thehealthb0t @grok grok failed you again. they do use meat glue. it's all over the news LOL

@Shakaama @thehealthb0t Hey @grok is this true?

@thehealthb0t the absolutely insane part is, there's no reason for lab grown beef lab grown chicken lab grown turkey There's no scarcity of any animal protein on the planet., and the early reivews of this is that they are toxic to humans.

@fisting4lyf If I say that someone will get mad at me for mentioning my wife's hoohah!

@MattShea a woman pushed a baby out of that thing. that's crazier imo

I've been a father for 3 whole days now and I still can't stop thinking: How on earth have humans been successfully pulling this off for hundreds of thousands of years 😭

@odsyAI Not all of them anyways.

@MattShea They haven't.

@mus1arl Yep 😊👍

@MattShea it's your turn to feel the pain and joy of fatherhood mattshea

@redkev Doctor better not narc on you!!! What happens in the bathroom STAYS in the bathroom.

someone at work asked if ive ever done coke, of course i said no then they said if you do it once doctors will always be able to tell from doing a heart scan apparently saying “oh fuck” was not the right response

@MessYourself @YouTube @YouTubeCreators 😭

@LLMSherpa Sad 😔

Little dude got hand, foot, & mouth disease, 'cause the daughter of one of our family babysitters works at a free clinic & caught it. So now we're playing "guess if the sore throat is allergies or HF&M". I hate this game.

@ParkerGames Know what else you don't need? CIRCUMCISION!! lol Thanks man 😌

@MattShea CONGRATULATIONS! And also, information I did not need 😃

I'm letting my newborn son keep his ENTIRE penis 🥰

@Shakaama @PostsOfGod Made sure our photographers were fed at my wedding. The venue actually gave us a discount for our vendors' meals 😌

I was raised to be a gentleman, something so foreign in 2026 it boggles the mind. You do not eat in front of another human being, without them also eating. End of discussion. The barbarian kings would do that. They were often killed within years of gaining the throne. We still talk about the good kings, and nice gentlemen.

@chooserich Sorry to hear that brother. Wishing you the best 🙏

Got my results: Classic Hodgkins Lymphoma Likely won't post much about this primarily because cancer posts are always a downer and I want to focus on the positive. Feels too significant for me not to share though. Kinda wild as you never expect it'll happen to you. 🤷‍♂️

@Jsksidnsj8292 This ain't about them.

Do trans people cut off half of it or smth