Matthew Shooman

@jamie7reed Love that Reedy 🤣🤣

Brilliant that I got called a coffin dodger by an overweight, heavily balding port fan Last night 😂😂

@HappyMotorhead Lorraine Kelly? 😘😉

Who Is This? #WhoIsThis

We are delighted to announce that MDS (Motor Data Solutions) have agreed to remain our front of shirt sponsor for a further 2 seasons! Another one of our long term and loyal partners, we thank MDS for their continued support 🤝💙 Find out more: hhtfc.co.uk/2026/03/17/mot…

@trevk37 @Gspinks1987 @TheSCFL @HHTFC @SteyningTown You picked a good one !

Glorious Bank Holiday day for watching football, 1st of 2, this one with @Gspinks1987 the top 2 in the @TheSCFL Premier Division facing off at 11am, @HHTFC hosting @SteyningTown

@NonLeague_SSX Also the final games are: Heath v Eastbourne United and Steyning v Seaford Heath and Steyning both are the away teams

Steyning’s next two matches are against Eastbourne United and Peacehaven, both battling for the final playoff spot. Heath face Seaford and Newhaven in their upcoming fixtures. Feels like there could still be one big twist to come which will make for a very exciting final day!

@XiThice Yes - probably almost everyone

Who else thinks the FA Cup semi-finals shouldn't be at Wembley? They should be played at neutral grounds like Old Trafford, Anfield, Villa Park, or St James' Park, leaving the final as a Wembley exclusive!

🎥 Match Day Highlights: Sponsored by 2D23 Ltd 🎥 Highlights from our 5-1 win over AFC Varndeanians are over on our YouTube channel: #HHTFC youtu.be/8jSv44VlcS8?si…

@PT_FC @HaySawyer Happy birthday buddy

Massive Happy Birthday Scott 🎉 Proper club man following the Haven home and away, managing youth teams, always on hand to help out and not forgetting the important match day updates 😍 Enjoy the trip to Guernsey 🖤🤍

Haywards Heath Town FC 5–1 AFC Varndeanians 1,048 in attendance for Non-League Day 🙌 Premier League trophy, Bobby Zamora, Glenn Murray & founder James Doe in the house. Big performance. Big day. 💙 📸 - James Gething

@Matt_Pinner A face and the word “hope”

SO FAR NO ONE HAS FOUND THE WORD IN THE BOX. You deserve $1,800,000 if you can.

@fesshole My brother would always call this a “paid poo” and update us on his ££ “wins” regularly . I miss those updates 😢💔

I work from home and take my lunch 12:00- 13:00pm everyday. I take a shit at 13:01pm as I'm not shitting on my own time

@TonyIncenzo @Isuzuuk @nonleaguedayuk @NonLeagueCrowd @fcbusiness @HHTFC v @AFCVarndean , Saturday @nonleaguedayuk @NonLeague_SSX @TheSCFL

SATURDAY 28th MARCH 2026 Which football match are you going to this weekend? As usual, let's make this a massive list with your re-tweets & replies to publicise all games taking place including Isuzu FA Trophy & @Isuzuuk FA Vase on @nonleaguedayuk @NonLeagueCrowd @fcbusiness

@LewesFCMen Alfie played a few games for @HHTFC this season too. A very talented young keeper 🧤 🥅

Head to our website for an update on recent developments in the first team squad, including the departures of Jack Burchell and George Nunn. We'd like to thank both players for their efforts with Lewes and wish them well for the future. More ➡️ lewesfc.com/news/mens-squa…

@HHTFC That’s the sign of a together squad all fighting for each other 💙🤍⚽️

Under pressure, the lads delivered. Matchday moments from our 2–1 win against Pagham FC. Grit, quality, and a vital three points secured. Full gallery now live 👇 📸 - James Gething

@Matt_Pinner 5 . And that’s as a Brit

I've been to 2, you ?

@honeymoon250 Nope. Anyone 40/45+ will tick off all 20

6 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

@fesshole There’s also - according to the wife - a “wrong bin” as I found out this week when I put a ripped up envelope and some paper/packing materials in the bathroom bin…….

Come to Fesshole Live in 2026! Tickets on sale for Manchester, Hull, Glasgow, Luton & Cambridge. Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and Anon Opin hits Glasgow. Best of Fesshole, audience confessions, secret history & more: sites.google.com/view/fesshole

@HHTFC 👍⚽️💙🤍

FT | Despite the late drama, Heath hold onto a valuable 3 points on the road 💙 LFC 3-4 HHTFC #HHTFC

@eastbournetfc @GunBrewery @emberson_luke Fantastic to see Embers back playing. Such a talented footballer

After a late late show in the semi final of the RUR cup on Tuesday night , back to the serious business of the League.